#c3personal

1. mushrooms cannot be cis

2. his unborn child is one (1) single spore that was kidnapped using tweezers

3. his only mission in life is to plant that thing and then promptly die. no notion of raising a child. essentially determined to get it back just so he can abandon it

4. put his spore back in his belly and then claimed he ate it

5. didn't have to put it there, to be clear. he could have kept it literally anywhere in his body but specifically chose his belly

6. wasn't even mammalian pregnant but keeps insisting he gave birth

7. cannot even sexually reproduce but ended up with a man with a breeding kink