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they've poured yaoi cocaine on the floor in front of the phroombas 😭

something about the way dan said 'you couldve had a normal boyfriend'. as if phil couldve had his pick of the litter. but thats not the point. the point is phil didnt want anyone else. he didn't want this perfect ideal of a boyfriend. he wanted dan. flaws and all.

i for one am not ready for the fake wedding rebrand video that's gonna poke all sorts of fun at us and priest jacksepticeye is back and makes no comment on their last interaction and says 'it certainly took them long enough' during the ceremony. 'everyone else has known for a long, long time. especially if you look at their instagrams, jesus.' it ends with some shit like 'i now pronounce you danandphil' and dil's there crying because his parents finally got together

can i say. that i love that they understand their audience so much. bc they know we wanted a podcast about them--not just one that cycles in a new guest every week. and theyre not interested in becoming 'more' famous in that people know them through seeing the guest on the podcast. no, it's just them yapping. and they also know that thats way more fun for them too

dan pressing phil for details about the guy he filmed a video with back in the day with like. whats his name. his major? what did you talk about afterwards. meanwhile phil is bashfully laughing and saying oh are you going to track him down. is Peak domestic content thank u

update from dan: they were in love every day except when phil wore the queen elizabeth mask 😔

has anyone checked on hank green