#c.rackshitpost

siren & i are laughing on discord because honestly , kerr's url should have been tiddyfng because the man walks around with only to two bottom buttons of his shirt done , flashing the entire town his chest all the god damn time & always shows his fangs to people. it works , it's his theme.

everyone when they meet enid : sweet. gentle. rainbow. absolutely wonderful wants to protect her. everyone when they meet kerr : cold. brutal. disastrous. absolutely do not want to fuck around & find out. everyone when they find out they are related : ?!?! enid : sigh yeah we found him on the side of the road in a dumpster. kerr : STOP TELLING EVERYONE YOU FOUND ME IN THE TRASH!

just imagine you & your berserker werewolf bf go to the lake. set up a nice picnic. you've made a few taking my dog to the park jokes. he is rolling his eyes at you & spreading out a blanket , placing down the food. you look to the lake , it's beautiful , stunning , the sun is setting & the water looks so clear. he is about to sit next to you , gleaming off that fanged grin of his. then suddenly there's the sound of pattering feet. quacking. & suddenly your giant werewolf bf isn't next to you , he's back in the lotus hands on the wheel telling you to get the fuck in or he's leaving your ass.

kerr: hasn't even had his coffee yet. his fiancee & his future sister-in law: being fucking heathens. kerr: [ deep inhale. ]

kerr , dating / sleeping with people that can quite literally kill him : what can i do today to make them show me god.