#c; misc

Your causes of death:

When there’s business to be done, they trade a few short sentences and split.  They’re both three times more efficient than the average person.  There’s barely any need to talk.

Thrawn would like to talk about the Force, but Maul isn’t interested in divulging secrets to him.

The one thing they do talk about, possibly the only thing they really talk about, is how awful Sidious is.  It’s their secret favorite topic.

Maul and Lady Tano:

There’s so much they could talk about!  But would they ever?  I don’t think either of them could stand to hear the other say anything unkind about allies, even long-dead ones.

Instead they talk in concepts.  Neither of them is particularly Jedi or Sith anymore, and in that they have some common ground that’s a little safer than talking about the events of TCW.

They do the weirdest dance.  They only make eye contact if they’re far enough away from each other, and they only talk about serious matters while doing other things and only occasionally throwing each other sideways glances.

Don’t get in a fight with them.  That’s four lightsaber blades and four average beings’ worth of aggression.

Catwoman and the bird:

Starscream absolutely hates me.  Nothing he says seems to faze me, and even if I had a month to plan I couldn’t do anything more annoying than my natural habit of waving off literally everything he says.

I am simultaneously delighted and disgusted by Starscream.  He’s dramatic, hilarious, and easy to irritate.  I also don’t get the impression he cares a whit about anyone but himself.

Spy and samurai:

Dreadwing doesn’t trust you as far as he can throw you.  You, on the other hand, can tell that Dread is terminally decent and count on that trait in your plans.

You pick up on his brand of humor very quickly and it’s one of your most treasured victories.

The first time you two fight, you’ll win on surprise factor, I guarantee.

DISASTERS!

Vara will occasionally lead Con on, acting briefly like she’s starting to believe in his philosophies, just to drop it at the rudest time.

Con brings it on himself by trying to explain himself so darn much.  Is he ever quiet?  Not when he has Vara to argue with.

Con doesn’t know that he would win in an out-and-out lightsaber duel.

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