I weirdly want shane and kenna to get together? madison and calum. hollis and katya. gabe and fallon. evie and quentin. ritchie and hannah. matty and danny. stella and zelda. cammy and kelan. paxton and mickey. bella and tyler.
“Okay. Professional opinion on each. Here we go.
Shane and Kenna, why does this sound so good? Surprisingly a fan. Not something you’d expect but eloquent. I think Kenna could teach her a few things.
Madison and Calum, an absolute power couple that would be a total wreck! She’s kind of crazy and trying to fuck an alien. She was one of the few girls he was told he’s not allowed to fuck. Give it to me baby!
Hollis and Katya, LOVE THIS AS WELL! A Brit and a small tiny person. Adorable. Someone set this up. Free date to Olive Garden on me.
Gabe and Fallon, YOU MY GOOD SIR ARE GOOD AT PICKING. I hope she calms his soul, but frees his wild spirit! He’d take her to bed like the sexy lil Librarian I know she can be.
Evie and Quentin, these two would be bad news together. All sorts of messy in the best possible way. These are the two I would expect to be banging in the back of a cop car after both getting arrested on their way to the precinct.
Ritchie and Hannah.. I don’t know how I feel about this. Ritchie has that bad boy, evil mastermind bravado and Hannah has that innocent but likes herself a daddy kind of way about her. I’VE DECIDED I LOVE IT.
Matt and Danny, they kinda look like siblings so I’m not sure how I feel about this one but I know they have chemistry! So why not give it a go boys!
Can Zelda handle being the second mom of the entire Gallagher family?
CAMMY AND KELAN I HAVE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE. THE BABY SISTER OF EVELYN AND THE OWNER OF THE G-SPOT ARE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. Once again offering a free dinner to Olive Garden for these two!
Paxton and Mickey would be interesting. I feel like I need to see more of Mickey to really get a feel for him but I could be down with this.
Are you referring to Belly? Belly and Tyler… I LOVE THIS TOO! It’d be interesting to see if he could handle her. Bad boy bravado and all. Give it to me baby!
Whoever sent this did a surprisingly wonderful job.”
