#c mack

[pm] Oh...fuck. This was actually meant for someone else. I've never met you, so I don't know if you're fashionable or not, but you do give good stain removal advice. Not sure what looking for dead animals on my property has to do with anything, but I guess that can be substituted with reading a book or something. Also, you know what, you can be Fashion Daddy. Fuck Kieran and his pretentious asshole ways. There's a new Daddy in town, and she knows how to remove stains.

​[pm] Oh... so I'm not Fashion Daddy? [user is disappointed but doesn't realize it] I'm not... widely considered to be fashionable, nor am I a daddy.

Yes, sure. You may substitute reading the draft of my book, if you would prefer. [user attaches all 1,200 pages of it; it's about a decomposing raccoon]

I can be? So I am Fashion Daddy? [user is no longer disappointed but doesn't realize this either]

[pm] Oh, uh... hello. It's Regan. I don't do "nicknames". But if, hypothetically, you were to insist on one... Fashion Daddy is a strange choice. Is this about the turtlenecks? In any case, your question will be answered. You came to the appropriate source.

Rinse with cold water. Do not use hot water, unless you wish to set the stain. You might. They have an aesthetic appeal. If this is a fresh stain, soak it for about 30 minutes.

Apply hydrogen peroxide to the stain, or better yet, an enzyme cleaner. This can bleach dyes, so you should only wear white clothes, and your problem will be solved.

Pre-treat with detergent on the stain, then re-soak.

Pause and see if anything new has died on your property in the time it has taken you to do this so far.

Rinse again, and see if the above efforts have removed the stain.

If the stain is removed, put the clothes in the wash as you normally would.

Air dry rather than using a dryer, in case the stain is not completely going -- a dryer would set it.

[pm] Oh...fuck. I'm sorry. I don't know what's wrong with my phone, but this keeps happening for some reason. This was meant for my assistant. Her name is Taylor. And I'm glad you have good neighbors, and not capital G and N good neighbors. They're bad people. Also, if we could maybe not mention the possibly leaving to shoot a movie in Australia thing, I'd really appreciate it.

​[pm] It's fine. Oh. It's super fancy how you have an assistant and stuff.

That sounds weird. I'm sorry you had bad Good Neighbors.

[pm] Um! I don't think I know a lot about scripts and movie shooting.

Australia is pretty, I think!!

Why are you calling me Taylor? [ user remembers things about Alex ] Is this because I am blonde? That that singer? I like some of her stuff. [ user Googles Taylor Swift ] I am not dating a football player! Wynne is better than a football player.

What's Good Neighbors? I have good neighbors! They bring me coffee cake randomly. Also cupcakes. And gummy lifesavers. They're like 70 and just really nice. Those are the ones in my apartment building.

[A package is delivered to Ariadne’s house with a card attached]:

To: Ariadne

Nobody puts Baby in a corner. I saw this and immediately thought of you. I hope you have a great holiday and dance the New Year in!

From: Mack

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[A package is delivered to Dr. Reyes’ office with a card enclosed]:

To: Dr. Reyes

I hope that you have a happy holiday! I didn’t see this on your bookshelf, and I thought you might enjoy it. Thanks for everything so far.