Golden boys but as sweets im willing to consume
Tommy (ADHD) Pumpkin chocolate chip muffins
you couldnt just be one thing or another you had to be chocolate chip, pumpkin flavored, AND muffins?
5.99 at kroger but 11.99 at whole foods fuck off white boy you've got the same dress on youre just at the fancy food place where they have an upstairs and the bathroom code is on the receipts
sometimes it pisses me off that theyre so good
Purpled (Autism) Cream cheese muffins
the simplest flavor and yet perfection
literally the same as sweet bread but if you put half the butter and matched it with cream cheese
you have less ingredients than anything else in the bakery section but youre also 5.99
cant be found at whole foods i love you
Tommy (shouting) key lime pie
i feel like youre mad at me
i tried to make you once and almost poisoned the recipients with too much key lime concentrate
Purpled (sarcasm) drumstick
reminds me of swimming and trying to see if i could force myself to gain breathing under water abilities
melts as soon as you get near it like a loser
Tommy (explosion sound effect) nerds gummy clusters
sour and loud and hurts my jaw
i will cry tears of happiness in private if i am gifted these
Purpled (knows too many murder methods) oreos
the variety while still being the same thing
like bitch would change the shade of his hoodie and call it a new look
probably takes the cookie apart like its a fucking surgery
i want to wrap him in blue plastic