Jerry Takes the Phantom Express (based on this)
*Jerry takes a seat on the train*
Specter: Hiii~! Welcome aboard the Phantom Express, where our motto is, “We hope you make it”!
Jerry: ’Scuse me--
Specter: On this two-hour ride, kick back and relax ’cause our conductor just came back from his two-year-long suspension!!
Jerry: Suspension...?
Specter: ... But no worries! Calm down. He just graduated engineering community college!!!
Jerry: COMMUNITY!?!?
*bing-bong~*
T-Bone, over PA: Hi everyone, it’s me, your conductor for the evening. My name is Torein Rekku, which is Japanese for Train Wreck. We will be heading off just as soon as I find this--
*RAILROAD WRATH INTENSIFIES*
Jerry: AAH--!!!!!!!!!!
T-Bone: OH I’m so sorry I’m so sorry that’s my playlist it’s my birthday next week I’m sorry-
Jerry: ... Get me off this train.
Specter: No.
Jerry: ... GET ME OFF-
Specter: Aaalright, any questions~?
Jerry: Kid?
Specter: Yeah?
Jerry: Why am I the only one on this train...?
Specter: That’s a great question, Sir!
Jerry: ... Why am I the only--
*Specter leaves*
...
*RAILROAD WRATH INTENSIFIES*
GFHDJKASGF CANON
