reasons i do not like cats
I just got home from work and housemates’ cat was on my bed, initial reaction was “that’s nice”.
I get into bed, cat gets on my face.
I move cat, cat moves back
I move cat, cat moves back
I move, cat moves
and so on and so forth
I eventually move myself and cat to be separate from one another
Cat commences routine of licking itself and pulling its claws away from it’s paw - why do they do this? Get some real hobbies like fetching things and being fun.














