#buzzswole

I know this probably wasn’t intentional but Meg rly reminded me of Buzzswole wit this halloween look.

1.Kartana, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?! Guzzlord, standing in front of Kartana: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* Kartana, crying: Please...stop...

2.Guzzlord: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Kartana: Your life? Guzzlord: I- well yes, but-

3.Guzzlord: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

4.Blacephalon: Say no to drugs. Blacephalon: Say yes to drugs. Blacephalon: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.

5.*At a dinner party, the guests converse while the host is away* Buzzswole: So how do you know the host? Kartana: They were a former vegan, and they bought milk. Guzzlord: That BITCH! Naganadel: I pulled them over for money laundering. Blacephalon: I'm chaperoning their dinner party. Pheromosa: They stole a baconator! Guzzlord: That BITCH! Buzzswole: I tanked the store they were managing and they convinced me to quit from one of the only jobs I've ever had. Now I'm living off of unemployment checks and fear!

6.*The Squad with cigarettes* Buzzswole: I smoke regularly. Xurkitree: I smoke sparingly. Blacephalon: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it. Pheromosa: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me. Naganadel: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so. Guzzlord: What's a cigarette?

7.Buzzswole: How do you want your coffee? Blacephalon: Black, like my soul. Buzzswole: Buzzswole: Blacephalon, your soul is a latte.

8.Buzzswole: May luck (and this picture of Guzzlord eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.

9.Xurkitree: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

10.Celesteela: Is this mistletoe? Stakataka: Uh, no, no, that is basil. Celesteela: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you. Stakataka: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

11.Naganadel: When Nihilego was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Stakataka: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."

12.Nihilego: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Guzzlord: Okay, but what is updog? Naganadel: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Blacephalon: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Kartana: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Stakataka: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Nihilego: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Blacephalon: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Naganadel: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Guzzlord: What’s a henway?? Nihilego: Oh, about five pounds.

13.*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying* Naganadel: *rolls eyes to the sky* Blacephalon: *makes funny faces to get them to stop* Kartana: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume* Guzzlord: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother* Nihilego: *is the reason they're crying* Stakataka: *enjoys in silence*

Ultra Pets AU: Buzzswole