Me anytime any hair-related sensory issue: gotta go bald.
Feeling of hair on your neck give you nightmares? Buzzcut.
Bangs give you migraines? Buzzcut.
Hate the feeling of showers and they take longer because of hair? Buzzcut.
Get understimulated easily and want something to run your hands over? Buzzcut.
Difficulty managing/washing/brushing hair? Buzzcut.
In emotional turmoil and want to express it? Buzzcut.
The military has only ever been right about one single thing and it's these fuckass hairstyles. Come here, let's walk hand in hand into the gentle 4-8 fade
















