Tifa deserves all the hate and more. Not only is Tifa a terrorist, but it disgusts me how you shift blame to Cloud for the black materia incident when he was mentally insane. And by the way, dating a 16 year old does NOT make him a disgusting creep. It's a normal age to be interested in dating. Gtfo.
Good golly gosh, where to start?
1. Hi, Cali! I missed you!
2. Did you miss the part where the entire rest of the cast is also terrorists, Cloud included? The guy planted both of those bombs. Tifa wasnāt even there for the first one.
3. Acknowledging that Cloud giving the Black Materia to Sephiroth is 100% his fault is not the same thing as vilifying him for it, which Iāve noticed is a concept you guys seem to struggle with because absolutely everything stupid that the fandom debates is always some false dichotomy. Sometimes, things are just someoneās fault and thereās nothing to be done about it, and sometimes things arenāt anyoneās fault at all.Ā
4. Nah, a man in his twenties going after someone thatās 16 (at best) absolutely makes them a disgusting creep. AGCZCSZX or whatever is the worst ship, full stop. And yet you donāt see me going to every single Statutory Rape Gangbang blog and leaving insults in their ask boxes because I know it wonāt actually change anything and because I have no desire to even look at those blogs, which brings me to:
5. What part ofĀ āblock me and move on with your livesā did you miss? Because Iām really not sure what youāre trying to accomplish with sending asks like this. We both know it wonāt get me to stop posting stuff about VII. We both know repeatedly sending me stuff like this isnāt suddenly gonna make me goĀ āwow actually Tifa is terrible and I also want to proxy ship myself with Cloud via Aeris because I care very little about her as a character specifically but Iām gonna pretend I doā. We both know it isnāt so you can reblog it, because Iāve blockedā¦ pretty much the entire VII tag at this point, I think? And we both know it wonātĀ āmake me get out of your tagā, because Iām never even in the tags, except when you guys leave stuff like this in my inbox, in which case I put stuff in your tags asking you to block me and move on with your lives. Which is another concept you have trouble with. We both know itās not going to make me care about either ship. I have zero horses in this race because Cloudās dick is still imaginary and I still donāt know why any of you go for him.
So why exactly are you sending me these? Because you want the last word? Because you want your message in front of an audience that you know isnāt going to agree with you because theyāre following me and I say shit likeĀ āthe shipping discourse is dumb and ruining the communityā all the time so theyāre probably not gonna unfollow me if I keep saying Ā āActually Tifa ISNāT Satan thanksā? This conversation was dead before it began, because you really donāt seem interested in a civil debate or an in-depth discussion of these characters and their flaws.Ā
Iām guessing itās so you can make meĀ āGTFOā, the only clue you left as to why you still come to this blog in the first place, but we both know that isnāt gonna happen either. So really, Iām lost.Ā
Likeā¦ thatās like me going to a spider farm or whatever and sticking my hand in a jar of black widows and going āYO WHAT THE FUCK THEREāS SPIDERS IN HERE THATāS GROSS, YOU SHOULDāVE TAKEN STEPS TO KEEP THESE SPIDERS OUT OF HERE BECAUSE I HATE SPIDERSā, to which any sensible person would replyĀ āwhy the fuck did you come here and put your hand in the black widow jarā.
But hey, I enjoy the company, and these get me notes. I think next is the part where you accuse me of attention whoring or something, IIRC, and, likeā¦ yeah. These things get me hella notes and we all know I love to hear my own voice, so keep sending them I guess??? And if you hate that, then you can just stop sending me them. Either/or.
