> Rewrite with coPilot > Comment > Try out new website! > This is an unpublished draft > There is a problem with your account > Quickstart > This website has been updated > Hey, down here! > ACCEPT ALL COOKIES > Schedule an update > New email from FOO > new email from FOO > New email from FOO New email from FOO > New email from FOO > New email from FOO > New email from FOO > Restart your computer to apply updates
There is an OVERFUCKINGABUNDANCE of ribbons, popups, and context menus and they all CONSTANTLY GET IN THE WAY!
Stop it! Stop swooping in from the side while I'm trying to open the tray! Stop bubbling out from under my mouse while I'm trying to select text! I don't want to rewrite SHIT with your AI tripe!
Fuck your newsletter! Fuck your paywall! Fuck your gating! Fuck your phone app three thousand times!
Enough with autocomplete! I don't want to type what you think I want to type, and I don't want it to autofill if I tab, or press enter, or don't wait long enough to press another key, or wait too long to press another key, or I press tab and then enter, or
And none of it is fucking malware! Everything is doing exactly as it's intended to, and it's fucking AWFUL!
jesus christ you can't even go be a hermit on your computer any more because your computer is constantly bugging you about bullshit! it's worse than people!
it won't stop! go away!
