#butt-stabber

im on shamchat under the alias "THE CRAZED BUTT-STABBER" look for me

Because people seemed to like the Mark vs. Wade vs. Bob thing... (Check out my channel, Tormentalist.) Epic Rap Battles of YouTube: Tiny Box Tim vs. The Crazed Butt-Stabber BEGIN! Butt-Stabber: Don't turn your back, 'cuz that's when I attack. Tall dark stranger, dressed mostly in black. Wanna step to me, Timmy? Boy you must have Amnesia. I'll fillet the Fischbach, then I'll stalk ya' and seize ya'. This'll be a long night, I'm not going away. Tear open this package, like it's Christmas Day. I'm tired of searching, so lead me to Mark. Use the gleam from my blade, find dat ass in the dark. Tim: Well hey there, buddy, why are you so mean? You have be the biggest bully I've ever seen. I'd suggest you slink off, back into the night. I'm a brutal biscuit, but I don't wanna fight. Compact cube-like cutey, folks say I'm adorable, take a swipe at that booty, and watch me turn horrible. Looks can be deceiving, bad things in small packages. So you should be leaving, before I put you in bandages. Butt-Stabber: The Squirrel King is mine, get in my way? You're nuts! I'll back-slash his backside, no ifs, ands, or butts! I'm an expert with exits, I don't do this for fun. Make Mark a new "Outro", and tear him a new one. Just go limp, ya' shrimp, or I'll stand on your head. Hold you down on the ground, leave your buddy for dead. Is his posterior near here, are you wasting my time? I mean, the man has no ass, it's a victimless crime! Tim: My four walls can't hold all the outrage I'm feeling. Killer crate full of hate, for the fate that you're dealing. You creep and you peep, like a perv in bushes. It's not nice that you slice all these innocent tushes! You sneak 'cuz you're weak, you scar seats with caution. Fight me face-to-face, meet my cousin, the coffin! I'm tough and I'm rough, made of terrible timber. Now enough about duffs, or I'll stab YOU with splinters.

Mark's take on "Intruder" the game.