Aug 31, 2018
hey guys, did i ever tell you about the legendary batmantaur? it would have been five or six years ago, i think.
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hey guys, did i ever tell you about the legendary batmantaur? it would have been five or six years ago, i think.
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hotel roommate: actually, i bet this would be fine to eat cold
me: so,, you're saying you DON'T want to try making a microwave out of our two laptops, four bobby pins, and the hairdryer?
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Was OP the Horse Kid(tm) in high school?? Nobody should be that good at realistically drawing horses from memory
actually i was a proto-goth meganerd cryptid in high school, with a side of competitive figure skating
but that is a whole completely different set of stories in itself lmao
phoiyo replied to your photo
âlook at how long it is now, gosh and i look so angry about it lmao...â
LOOK AT THAT HAIR VOLUME. ARE YOU FROM AN ANIME
lol no donât worry piyo i got u, hereâs hoskaâs recipe for instant anime hair:
go to sleep on it wet because u took a shower at like 2 am
put it up in a messy af ball in the morning
get drenched in sweat walking the mile to work in louisiana in july
take another nap
when u wake up, let it down
okay maybe i am from an anime
that is the only reasonable explanation
this week in questions i never expected iâd have to ask:
âtyler WHY is âan overturned mopâ speaking at our september AoT event???â
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deadgodspad replied to your photo âlook at how long it is now, gosh and i look so angry about it lmao...â
is that. . . a flip phone?
yes, friend, that is the potato mark II
waiting for the wind on mount wilson to die down so we can work
me: yeah, the wind picked up right as i was finishing my walk earlier
colleague: see, why did you go for a walk? clearly that was what caused this. it's your fault.
me: sorry, i just asked the mountain a question and its answer was really... long-winded *wink wonk*
colleague: i hate you
kelbach replied to your photo âlook at how long it is now, gosh and i look so angry about it lmao...â
hay you are of the greatest beauty
no that is you!!!
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