#burrow 9

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Joe is so caring after sex! He cleans up any messes made and holds you tight. His hands run through your hair and over your skin, his lips leaving small soft kisses all over your face and neck.

He’d also be so concerned after he got too rough, let’s be honest he’d def get carried away. He’d check your body for any accidental marks, and make sure you drink enough water. He’d also tuck you in and kiss you softly.

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B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Joe has quite the body and he knows it, his abs and arms are his favorite. He loves taking off his shirt and watching your eyes wander over them. The way his arms flex as he lifts you when you’re riding him or how they look when he’s fingering you.

Joe loves loves loves your boobs! He loves when you wear lower-cut shirts, even though he would never admit it, you catch him staring or taking glances all the time. Even when you’re not having sex he loves to rest his head on them, or hold them while cuddling.

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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

God how Joe loves to cum in your mouth! He loves when you look up at him innocently and hold your mouth open for him. He’ll then pull you up, watching you swallow, and kiss you, tasting the reminisce of himself.

His second favorite spot is your breasts, obviously! He’ll aim for them after pulling out, letting his cum cover them. It’s another excuse for him to touch them while cleaning you up after as well.

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D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Secretly loves hickies, he always complains about them afterward but at the moment he has his eyes closed, whimpering, and begging for more.

He loves hooking up in public, not directly public but in the bathroom at events or in the car. Most people hate it since it's awkward, but Joe loves a challenge, fitting the both of you into tight spaces, being quiet and keeping you quiet, or seeing how quickly he can make you cum.

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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Joe is fairly experienced, but he can be timid. He always asks how you feel, and if he’s doing good. He loves it when you tell him what to do and guide him, sometimes he’s so worried about making sure you cum that he doesn’t, he’s very giving when it comes to sex.

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F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, he loves watching your face and your breasts. His hands are above your head, and your hands move along his body. Not to mention being able to hold you close during more intimate moments. 

Cowgirl, because he is in love with your boobs, he loves watching them bounce as you move up and down. He holds onto your hips, helping you move just right for him.

Facesitting, Joe just loves to treat you! Holding around your thighs, making you stay still as he traces the alphabet with his tongue. He loves to hear you whimper and beg for more.

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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He tends to be giddier, keeping the air light and fun. He makes sure to complement you, admiring you. When you two participate in quickies it is full of laughs, trying to fit in the small broom closets and joking about getting caught. 

On the occasion he drinks he gets very giggly, playing with your breasts and showering you with silly compliments. 

When he is serious, his brows are furrowed and he is biting his bottom lip. 

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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Joe is kept, he likes to keep himself trimmed. His happy trail was thin, leading from his belly button and down. 

As for the hair on his head, he loves you playing with it! Running your fingers through it, tugging and pulling on it, you name it. You loved the way a few pieces would fall out of place onto his forehead.

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I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Joe is so romantic! He showers you with the utmost of compliments, taking his sweet time with foreplay when he can. Joe spends time learning your wants and needs, paying attention t your body. He is so widely in love with you, you’re all he wants and dreams about. 

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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

At first, Joe felt guilty thinking about you while he jacked off. But, his mind always wandered to you and your body, it took him so long to accept it as okay, it even took your telling him so.

Now with away games and all the traveling you provided Joe with a few pictures, even calling and masturbating over the phone. You’re the only thing on his mind as he jacks off, even catching himself moaning your name when he's cumming.

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K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise Kink, he loves being told how good he’s doing and telling you as well. Sex with Joe is filled with compliments and encouragement 

“You’re doing so good for me baby, “That's it, just like that,” “You’re so good for me”

Oral/Face-sitting, Joe loves to eat you out, taking any chance he can whether it's by getting down on his knees and holding you up or pulling your heat down and onto his face

“Just hold still for me,” “You like it when I do this don't you?” “You taste so good,”

Size Kink, ‘Big Dick Joe’ obviously, loves you struggle to take all of him, watching your eyes water as he pushes into your mouth farther or when he has to go slow and stretch you out

“It’s okay baby you can take it,” “That’s it, just a little more,” “So tight for me,”

Boobs, he just loves your boobs, playing with them, sucking on them, even fucking them

“Look how beautiful they are,” “They’re all mine,”

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L = Location (favorite places to do they do)

Joe loves doing it on the dining or kitchen table, it puts you at the perfect height for him. His dick aligned with your pussy just perfectly, his head resting in the crook of your neck 

Honorable mention goes to his car, it's his favorite place to eat you out, the excitement of almost being caught, the tinted windows blocking anyone's view.

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M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

A win! You think he would be tired after playing a good game and winning but instead, he wants to get home and get to it. The second you get in the car he has his hand on your thigh, and the second you make it into the room or house your clothes are off and he's carrying you to the bed.

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N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Degradation, Joe hates mean names and cruel teasing, let alone the thought of him saying horrible things to you. He hates words like whore and slut, they make his skin crawl

Pain, the thought of hurting you shuts him down. He could and would never hurt you, the times he has by bruises and an accidental scratch he has apologized immensely running his hands over them gently making sure you didn't wince. 

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O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

As I’ve said before, Joe loves treating you. You were spoiled compared to other girls, Joe can’t keep his mouth away from you. He knows exactly what he’s doing when he’s going down, his mouth and fingers working steadily, even working in praise for you.

He also loves when you give him head, holding your head and pushing you farther. Cumming in your mouth and watching you swallow. You love it to, making him a moaning mess, like putty in your hands.

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P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

When in an intimate mood he's a slow lover, taking his time and making sure to hit every inch. He kisses every inch of your body, leaving nothing untouched.

Of course, during quickies there is a sense of urgency, he moves fast and quickly. His strokes hit you deep and fast. 

Sometimes when he's in a mood, he moves roughly, taking you by surprise. He moves quickly, and in uneven strokes. 

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Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies happen a lot as mentioned. In the bathrooms at events and in the car, whether it's just him making you cum, you giving him a blowjob or him fucking you. 

“Let’s go to the bathroom,”

“I need you right now,” 

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R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Joe’s down to experiment, nothing rough though. He treats you like a delicate flower when experimenting. Talking you through everything he’s doing and praising you as you go.

“Is this okay?” “Are you sure?” “Please tell me if it’s too much,”

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S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

His stamina is insane, he could go for many rounds. Usually, you lost count, your brain becoming so frazzled, melting at his touch.  

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T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Joe likes incorporating a vibrator, holding it on your clit while he fucks you or fucking you with it as he eats you out. He loves the extra amount of pleasure it gives you, making you even more sensitive to his touch.

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U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Joe likes to think he loves to tease you, but he’s weak when it comes to you. He’s always been unsuccessful in his attempts at edging you, folding when you beg for it. He couldn’t deny you anything, you are his darling.

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V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Joe is kind of quiet, only letting out small whimpers and groans aside from the praise. He’s always been quiet though. 

He loves you being loud however, it drives him over the edge that much more. 

“Yes, baby say my name,” “Tell everyone whose making you feel so good,”

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W = Wild card (a random dirty headcanon for the character)

Fucking in the mirror! He loves watching the side view of himself towering above you, thrusting into you slowly, your eyes watching him as well. He’s not a narcissist but he enjoys the way he looks, especially with you. 

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X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Once again ‘Big Dick Joe’, it’s definitely on the larger side. Along with his size kink, he loves hearing how big he is, and how much he's stretching you out. 

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Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It's HIGH! Being away from you is the hardest thing, hence the phone sex. He is always thinking of your body, it motivates him.

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Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He stays up until you fall asleep, he makes sure you’re okay. He worships you, bringing you water and snacks after, cuddling you. Once he hears you breathing steady and your eyes close he knows he can finally fall asleep. 

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Here's a little something (not so little this took like 2-3 hours), if anyone gets ideas from this and wants me to go more in-depth send me a request <3

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At yet again another after-party, they were beginning to lose their charm, even for Joe. 

You made small talk with people, watching as Joe laughed out loud. He glanced at you, sending sweet smiles. You would do just about anything for Joe, even if it meant putting on cocktail dresses and chatting it up with strangers. 

“Excuse me,” you turned, the waitress pushed a drink into your hands, your favorite drink, “that gentleman over there sent it to you,” she pointed over to Joe, his smile was giddy, like a little boy telling a knock knock joke. You smiled at him and cheered to his imaginary glass before walking towards him. 

“I just love this dress on you,” he pulled you in resting his hands on the small of your back. You placed a light kiss on his lips, teasing him. You pulled back, settling into his side sipping on your drink as he talked to people. His hand traveled down between you and the wall, he place his palm over your ass and squeezed, and you elbowed him. 

“Joey,” you warned, “not here, there’s lots of people.”

His hand squeezed again, he leaned his head down to your ear. You waited anxiously for his next words.

“Let’s go to the bathroom,” his words were hot against your ear. You turned to pull him through the crowds, down the quiet hallways, and into the single-room bathroom. He locked the door behind you two. 

“What do you have to say for yourself?” you looked at him, setting your purse on the small counter. He walked toward you, backing you into the wall. 

“You’re just so damn pretty,” his hands met with your waist steadying your body. He looked you up and down, a hand roaming up, grazing your breast and collarbones, and grabbing around your throat. He pulled your face close connecting your lips, his tongue taking control instantly. His hand squeezed lightly, your breathing shallowing.

  You snaked your hands down his body to his belt, you began to undo the buckle, Joe pushed away your hands, grabbing them and Bringing them above your head.

"No, let me treat my pretty girl right," he pushed his Knee in between your legs, his arm pulling your body close. Your pussy sat on his thigh. his hand pushing down on your waist. You moved your hips forward, creating a small amount of friction. You let out a small whimper, Joe smirking down at you.

“Yes baby moans louder,” he placed his other hand on your hips, moving you himself. He pushed you back and forth, your cunt growing wet. You tucked your head down, your head resting on Joe’s shoulder. 

“My pretty girl,” he whispered to you, “good girl.” he began bouncing his leg, adding another form of friction. You moaned out, your legs feeling weak. One of his hands pushed down, rubbing circles against your clothed clit. You wrapped your arms around his neck, pulling yourself up and down slightly. 

“Just like that,” he continued helping you, your brain was melting with pleasure. You whimpered into his ears, it echoing off the bathroom walls. 

His thumb moved quickly around on your clit, urging you to come undone. 

“Come on baby you can do it,” he encouraged you, you kept going, letting ecstasy fill you. 

“Joe,” you called out, your stomach tightening, and you fell limp against his body. 

“Good,” he whispered into your ear, steadying your body with his. He cradled your head, kissing the top of it, “you’re so good for me.”

You hummed at him in response, your body coming back down from its climax. You held his bicep for balance as you fixed your dress. 

“We should do this more often,” Joe smirked looking down at you.

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I won’t lie when I got the idea of Joe sending the reader a drink from that one Valentine's Modern Family episode where Clair and Phill roleplay as strangers. Anyways…enjoy!!!!!