#burlesque shitposts

I feel like Handsome Jack is the person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every possible branch on the way down, like he hit every single branch of the ugly tree; but then somehow rolled a natural 20 in charisma.

What if the eye of Helios.... Like the blue centre bit... Was replaced with '🙂'. Like imagine being down on Pandora, and you're just going about your thing, walk out of your shack and that's what greets you in the morning when look towards the sky. A giant friggin '🙂' just staring down at you, all of Helios judging you from space.