Harvey's Right & He Should Say It
Harvey: Do you realize how weird it is that nine times out of ten you prefer fucking people who look like you?
Bruce: I what???
Harvey: *rattles off like ten people Bruce has fucked with pale skin, black hair and blue eyes*
Bruce: *shocked Pikachu face*
Harvey: I'm not wrong, Wayne. Also, it's creepy.
Bruce: I've fucked you and you're a brown-eyed brunette!
Harvey: You ever hear of the exception proving the rule?
Bruce: ...Okay but it's not like I'm trying to fuck MYSELF.
Harvey: Ever look in a mirror while getting yourself off?
Bruce: ....You can't force me to answer that.
Harvey: *shruuuuuuuuuuuuuug* Look, pretty boy, I'd do the same thing if I had your cheekbones but let's not shit ourselves here. You are FUCKING VAIN. You're a classic narcissist.
Bruce: *existential crisis* How can I be a narcissist when I HATE myself?
Harvey: ...
Bruce: *realizing he's said too much* ......
Harvey: Jesus Christ PLEASE start going to therapy.
*as a bonus, imagine this is happening while Two-Face has Batman suspended over a vat of acid or something*
