#burblings

“Okay you know what, no. I ain’t gonna let some dead guy judge the people I care about the most. You can praise me all ya want but the second you talk shit about my family I don’t care what ya have to say about me.”

“’Parrently there’s some old tradition from times past of this thing called...Chrastimas? The deal is there’s some old thing where ya put yer name in and it tells you whether you’re on some nice or bad list...I don’t really give a hot damn what some dead ‘Santa’ guy thinks of me but might as well give it a shot...”

“I don’t know how me and the rest of the mutants found out how to weaponize a goddamn screwdriver but we found a way.”

“Well I technically can be. Yung Venuz can honestly pop in whenever the fuck he wants. But he doesn’t matter it’s not like he’d gonna fuckin’ do anything.”

“At some points I feel like someone is always listening to what I say. So me keeping quiet never matters anyways.”

“Listen, I need some time to set things up...I need to think things and...try to straighten myself out...”