poly! bakusquad x reader headcanons (gn)
HOO BOY
okay so being romantically involved with five different people is a bit difficult to traverse at first, but you all get into the swing of things rather quickly
if ur in the hero course with them, theyāre all so stoked about your quirk!!
like it could literally be that you make cotton balls come out of your hands and everyone would be so excited
if your quirk isnāt all thatĀ āflashyā/u don't have one, hanta and eijirou have ur backĀ
they know what itās like to feel inadequate or looked down on āš
mina is always blowing up your phone
she sees something cute that reminds her of you? sending you a pic and a bunch of exclamation points
she hears about some shit going down in the business course? āhon you will NOT believe this tea!!!!!!!!!šššā
ALWAYSĀ wants to know your side of things. she loves hearing your opinion about things she talks about!!
āokay i know this is a stretch,,, but these pants??ā
ābabe your ass is already fat af. if you get the tiktok leggings weāll dieā
āPERF, thanks baby!!!!! :3ā³
she likes giving little peppery kisses under the eye and on top of the cheekbones!! also loves receiving, she always gets so giggly and cute š„ŗ
sends blurry booty pics to the group chat & revels in the angry responses
katsuki is NOT to be trusted in your bedroom he WILL clean it even if itās not dirty
āyour plantās leaves are spotty. itās too dark for it over hereā
boy?? did i ask
āim moving itāĀ āwai-āĀ āiām moving it.ā
kat sticks his tongue out when heās concentrating & everyone goes š„ŗ please heās so cute
he likes hearing stories from your life -- especially when heās doing something where he doesnāt need his full attention (like cooking, not reading). he doesnāt always look like heās listening so if you stop heāll whip around and be like ???? mf go on
definitelyĀ the kind of bf to make his partnersā space more comfortable for them if they fall asleep
you wear glasses and fell asleep with them on? heās gonna carefully take them off and put them on a nearby table
hanta and eijirou passed out watching korean cake decorating videos? heās closing the laptop & putting a blanket on them
mina fell asleep watching tiktoks? plugging her phone in. sometimes into denki
speaking of denki
this mf is touch starved
i personally hc he doesnāt have the best home life (something i wonāt get into here), so heās constantly seeking validation and affection
he will quite literally curl up on the floor in a patch of sunlight like a cat and fall asleep
please nap with him
heās so soft when heās sleep IM--
heās got like. hantaās big ass hoodie on & itās SO big on him & falls at the middle of his thighs & he keeps rubbing his eyes and smearing his eyeliner and heās all pouty and grabbing ur hand and š„ŗim SOFT
PLEASE very softly give him a kiss when heās like this and hold both his hands he will be so grateful
likes to go to katsuki when heās sleepy because he wonāt fuck with him. plus heās warm
my babe LOVES skateboarding and even though heās really good he eats shit over the smallest things
like he could do a cool trick down a flight of stairs or smth but rockets himself thirty feet away because the pavement shifted a millimeterĀ
desperately tries to get you to go skating with him even though heās coveredĀ in bruises
kiss them better and give him fun bandaids!!!!!!!
hanta hanta!!
dude stands ominously in the doorway of your room at 4am and asks if you want tater tots
mina is also there
SUCH a tease OOF i love sero um š³
he likes to hold things out of your reach (whether or not youāre taller/shorter than him) and make you kiss him for it
sticks tape under door handles where you canāt see it and relishes in the distant shrieks
heāll get things that are up real high for you if youāre too short tho <3
really enjoys true crime/fascinating horror type videos. itās his main recommended on youtube
definitely makes u watch them with him if you like that sort of thing
mina also loves these, especially the grwm ones (like bailey sarian)
winks @ you in passing š³
eiji!!! sunshine baby boy!! this man likes to bite :))
he will bite you if youāre in his range :)) never hard enough to break skin but always enough to surprise. be careful doing it back tho bc he might instinctively harden & break ur teeth <3
picks & presses flowers for u guys um š„ŗ
always shares food with u but u have to give him some or heāll pout and no one wants that
everyone always treats him like heās innocent but this bitch throws some major shade
will tell u to stfu, kiss u on the mouth, then push u off a platform during training. smh
wants to have sunset picnics with u guys cāmon katsuki stop being old >:((((
kisses knuckles like nobodyās business!!!
will pick anyone up who doesnāt wanna step in a puddle. picks denki up because he doesnāt want anyone electrocuted
always asks abt ur day!!!!!!! pls tell him heās genuinely interested!!!!!
kisses things better :((( tells denki he thinks itās cool he busted his ass skating while katsuki yells at him to be careful in the bkg (definitely gets a huffy kiss from him later tho when kat checks out the injury up close)
if you look hot everyone (mostly mina & hanta) looks at each other like š & is likeĀ āi gotta go,,,ā ;)
travelling as a pack is always interesting bc thatās too many people on the sidewalk. thatās too many,,y tpeop,, thatās,,, too many people clogging the sidewalk
besides, everyone walks at different speeds anyway & katsuki can only slow himself down so much before he gives up & hopes the slow walkers figure out where heās going. hanta is also a fast walker, but his legs r long. mina walks fast when she isnāt talking but denki likes to walk and talk and denki is a slow walker so that means mina is going slow
eiji likes to look around when he walks but is generally pretty fastĀ
he likes to hang near the back and look out for the stragglers & make sure ur not walking by urself if u donāt wanna be
youād think public spaces would HATE you guys but that would be poly!dekusquad :))
contrary to popular belief, the bakusquad isnāt as bad in public. asĀ bad.
this is thanks to katsuki and hanta not wanting to get kicked out of another diner because mina likes to instigate arguments with kat :))) devilĀ
if youāre the kind of person that keeps your feet on the ground when at a restaurant, youāre getting kicked and 70% of the time itās on purpose and itās hanta because he is a terrorĀ
denki wants to go to waffle house and wonāt shut up about it so youāre going to waffle house at 1amĀ
eijirou checks TF OUT in liminal spaces like that his body does NOT know how to process it heās like ššš
denki opens salt/sugar packets without realizing and dumps them on the table
katsuki WILL blow it into his lap and someone WILL have to cover denkiās mouth before he screams
denki is NOT above pda whatsoever heās sitting in someoneās lap and heās getting kissed right now!!!
mina would like to hold hands please and thank you. yeah eijirou & hanta are sitting in between you at the movies but you can stretch!
hanta is the resident filmmaker in ur relationship :) he mostly makes meme comps of everyone doing stupid shit but he will make genuinely sweet ones on special occasions
denki & mina insisted on a joint tiktok. eiji LOVES being in the videos & hanta is down for most of them but prefers to film which is really cute because sometimes you can hear him laughing behind the camera or itās shaking & its so fuckin funny. katsuki never asks to be in them but is often featured in them and boy HIS JOKES ARE FUCKIN FUNNY
if youāre comfortable being on camera mina is 1000% doing couples tiktoks w u/kami/kiri
n e ways ur all very cute together & this is a happy & healthy relationship bc i am a slut for fluff <3
dear god i have so many of these but iāll stop here for now
hi hi! welcome to my blog! i love poly! bakusquad but there isnāt a lot of content for it,, so,,, whatās there to do but do it myself >:3 hope u enjoyed! let me know what youād like to see differently, if anything!Ā
also i literally have SO many headcanons always and will ALWAYS be down to make more. just say the word ;)Ā
~ cricket













