đŒ Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding?
It would honestly depend on her partner(s)! Lexiâs always loved joking about the wild, extravagant things sheâd want at her weddings, especially anything fantastically inappropriate or ironic, but thatâs generally all been in good fun. She hasnât really sat down and planned a dream wedding out the way some other people do, mainly because without knowing the other person (or persons) in the equation, she doesnât feel like she can accurately picture whatâd be the perfect event for everyone included.
Money is also a factor - growing up poor, she picked up pretty quickly on how much of a money sink a blowout wedding can be, especially while watching reality streaming shows built entirely around the biggest and most excessive Acmetropolisâ elite has had to offer (a la Bridezillas, for example). When asked what she wanted her wedding to be like as a kid already having to think about what her family can and canât afford, she did what she does now as an adult: deflected with humor. That doesnât mean she doesnât have ideas about what sheâd like, of course, but theyâre on generally a smaller scale than âextravagantâ or âlowkeyâ - like how she knows she wants a strapless dress, and her teammates to be her bridesmen, because itâs the 28th century and wedding parties can be co-ed as shit, my dudes.
Things are a little different now that sheâs a superhero, though, if only because becoming one of the most famous people on the planet means that whatever wedding she planned, thereâs bound to be some chaos and ensuing bigness surrounding it. Once theyâve been working intergalactically for a while thereâs just no way thereâs not gonna be at least a dozen members of space royalty that all want to come with their entourages and an unspecified but Probably Huge influx of wedding gifts. Supervillians might attack! Rev will snatch the bouquet mid-toss before the photographerâs able to take a picture! If she can get through the wedding without anything or anyone getting set on fire, sheâll call it a success.
đł What was my museâs worst romantic/sexual relationship?
Lexiâs worst relationship was also the last one she was in before she joined the Loonatics. Content warning for descriptions of emotional abuse incoming:
Lexi dated a human named Bernice, nicknamed Bird, almost out of the gate during her first year of college at Acmetropolis University, after going out for lunch once they found out they had quite a few prereq classes together, and things were good for a few months. Bird was outgoing and sharp as a tack and put in the time and care in their relationship in a way Lexi had never really experienced before. She had an air about her that made everyone stop and listen to what she had to say - and Lexi valued her opinion greatly, to the point where when Bird started making offhand comments about things Lexi liked that she didnât particularly enjoy, Lexi found herself losing interest in them.
Dancing was cool, for example, especially with Bird and her friends at the clubs they liked, but wanting to join the schoolâs cheerleading team was kinda lame, and it was important to listen to what Bird said, and help her whenever she was hurt, even when it was in response to something that had hurt Lexi, but listening to Lexi when she said she didnât really like how Birdâs friends made comments about how lucky she was to be dating a Bunny, and doing what they did, was, like, just a joke, right? And itâs not like they were wrong.
It was almost the end of their first year when it came to a head - tension between them had been building, with Lexi becoming steadily less enamored and more frustrated with a give and take relationship that had tipped the scale all the way to only give, and even their friends (who had been Birdâs friends first) began to grow colder around her. Bird started going to more parties than classes, and relying on Lexi to pick her up and talk her down, even when Lexi had told her she couldnât come that night or another because she had a test she needed to study and sleep for. After caving and going to a house party with Bird in a bid to compromise (something she always had to do now, never Bird)because Bird said they didnât feel like they did anything fun together anymore, Bird and her friends bailed on Lexi, leaving her alone at an address she hadnât even written down, a few drinks in, and having to turn down folks that were interested in one of the only animal girls there, and that was it.Â
They broke up the next day, with Bird more concerned with the fact that Lexi ditched her to take a taxi home rather than how incredibly unsafe Lexi had felt to where sheâd had to eat the cost of the fare to get home after being left on read multiple times, and while that hurt Lexi deeply, the finishing blow was having almost her entire friend group at the Acmetropolis campus drop her. They had been Birdâs friends first, as theyâd liked to tease when she and Bird were together, and they were Birdâs friends now above all else.
Being cut adrift so harshly made Lexi reexamine a lot of things about herself, even things that werenât her fault, and finally when cheerleading tryouts came around again not too long afterwards, Lexi decided she wasnât going to let anybody else decide what she should or shouldnât do. The rest is history.
Bird, thankfully, hasnât tried to get back into Lexiâs life too much aside from the ever-classic shitty âthinking about u :(â texts that just-so-happened to coincide with Lexi and the rest of the team finally going public with their superhero work. Thatâs less because of Birdâs good sense and more because in the lead-up to the teamâs official announcement, Lexi asked Tech to help her scour any way to contact her from Birdâs end on social media from existence, and heâs nothing if not thorough.
đ Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?
Oh, man. Queen Athena, probably! Not because thereâd be any pushback against her sleeping with her, but more because thatâd mean she could finally fly out to her planet like Athena keeps saying she should do, hint hint, treat that chlorophyllic beanstalk of a woman right, and fly back without it cutting into any hero duties, because obviously if no one realized it occurred there wasnât anything urgent happening at the time that needed Lexiâs help with it. Lexi likes to think that her choice in partners normally isnât something that will cause concern for her friends or family as-is, otherwise. Itâs just hard to get the time off to travel the galaxy when the world is busy being in peril more or less every few days.
đ What are the ways my muse says âI love youâ without actually saying it?
Making sure the people she loves are taken care of, for one thing. Lexi is both the obnoxious mom friend who lovingly bullies you into eating your first meal of the day or drinking water regularly and also very quietly persistent when she wants to be, or when she knows the in-your-face approach wonât work. Sheâll share her food, make them tea or coffee when sheâs making some for herself, pick up their favorite snack while sheâs out and leave it somewhere she knows theyâll find it later, stuff like that.Â
Sheâll also encourage them to take naps or call it a night early when tiredness is obviously winning out. Sheâs pretty good about keeping track of the times for friendâs meds and helps them remember to take them if she knows theyâve been struggling to keep up with them lately. Her internal clock and memory isnât the greatest, but she knows two heads are better than one for making sure you donât miss a dose and have a meal to take it with, y'know?
đŻ What is my museâs ideal date?
Two criteria: somewhere outside, and somewhere sunny. Bright, warm days are such a rarity on post-meteor Acmetropolis, with its permanently altered weather patterns, and Lexi hates to miss out on the few the planet gets during any season. Take her out dancing once the sunâs gone down, but before then, help her make the most of the day! It can be in a park or at the beach or in one of Acmetropolisâ few remaining protected forests, doing whatever activities available to you there, just as long as thereâs open air and enough space for the both of you to soak up the sun and stretch your legs.
đ What are my museâs requirements for a potential partner?
Lexi has a few, aside from the basics that anyone would look for, like someone who respects and listens to her and is willing to compromise and communicate with her. She looks for partners with a good sense of humor that syncs up well with her own - if they canât laugh at the same things sometimes, itâs just not likely to work out! She likes partners with a sense of flair - people who are confident in who they are and what they do and arenât afraid to show it, and own it however that manifests for them.Â
She also is easily drawn to people who arenât afraid to care a lot about people and the things they enjoy - thereâs something magnetic about that passion and empathy, especially now that sheâs a superhero whoâs been made hyper-aware of all the things she can do to help others every day, and gets to learn about all sorts of new and exciting skills she sometimes never even knew existed. Own that shit! Sheâs had enough of people affecting apathy to look cool and smarter than everyone else when she was in college, if you think itâs dumb to like things she doesnât even wanna look at you, man.Â
Physically, Lexi finds a wide range of traits attractive, across species and gender presentations alike! A few traits that catch her eye right off the bat are people who are tall (by her standards, considering sheâs only 4'6"), and folks that are particularly sporty in some way. She admires people putting in the often years of work in to learn different athletics, especially ones that are considered somehow lesser because of sexism, like figure skating and ballet. Overall, though, chances are if youâre nice and willing to play off of her sheâs thinks youâre cute and that it would be nice to kiss you sometimes, and sheâs just made peace with being a lilâ olâ hopeless bisexual. She Amn justâŠâŠâŠ.. a litle bi creacher. Thatse It . She Canot change this.
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đ¶ âWay ahead of you, girlfriend. I even got you the dress you put on and your favorite nail polish and eye shadow. If I remember you like red coral 22 and bluejay blue 10. Hmm?â
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đ¶Â âAce... Bunny, I presume?â Checking his halo-card with six listed names of âteammatesâ, the fowl tapped his own and the one labeled Ace, crossing them out. âLet me guess... you also got some mystery message from this chick named Za... diva? Or whatever to meet up in this âundisclose locationâ?â Yeah, he suddenly gained powers unknown to him but, that didnât put this meeting in the clear. It could have been a scam for all he knew! âSeems like weâre the first ones here.â A sigh with a heavy roll of his eyes. âI suppose we can get the formalities out of the way. Iâm Dari... Daring Duck or Danger Duck!â Those sounded much cooler than his actual name. âI havenât really picked out a name for myself just yet.â
Babs could not help but laugh, finding what the other bunny was doing to be truly adorable. If every superhero was this crazy about trying to be PG around the kids, all she would have to do is swear need a kid to bolt off.Â
The smile would slowly fade when hearing the mention of a âtimeoutâ however. Thus she began to speak rather violently. âOi! Iâm not some kid you can tell to have a timeout. How about I blow those knees and beat your ass with a bat?â