Cia I cannot tell you how much it delights me that c!Phil is probably at the VERY LEAST a legal resident of the state of Utah.
AND, Wilbur said that the jacket he was wearing when he joined was his gas station uniform,
Which means that Techno, Phil, and Seepeakay ALL lived in Utah at the time they joined the SMP. It means Phil probably owned and operated the gas station. It means Techno was probably his business partner and/or a manager at said gas station based on the vague details of them being old friends.
I’m just. Can you IMAGINE walking into a random small town gas station in Utah and being greeted by one singular normal looking dude mopping the floor, a guy in kisuke cosplay with giant fucking wings behind the counter tallying sales, a pig standing on his hind legs and working a cash register, and a foxboy stocking the shelves.
This particular mental image is giving me SO MUCH serotonin.
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THEIR ENTIRE MCC TEAM BEING FROM UTAH TOO BC OF THE SAME UNIFORM OH MY GOD i fucking love that. this feels like a sitcom setup or the au of the century













