we have homosexual tension between a bratty rich blonde with social skills issues and a stubborn clumsy kind pigtailed blue haired girl.

we also have resident red clad hero who can't stop giving treats to her rival because she's 'doing good at being nice' and graceful flirty fangirl.

on the other corner we have talkative arrogant slightly airheaded bee themed superhero who has a thing for girls with a balcony and treats awaiting and an amused not clumsy but bold sarcastic baker girl who humbles bee hero affectionately.

lastly, the red clad leader hero with a selflessness as tall as her denial and a complex gray with parental issues bee hero bonding over their similarities to be better people versus their civilian selves.

What side of the Buggy Square you prefer says about you:

CHLOENETTE: THE OG ENEMIES TO LOVERS. YOU LOVE TENSION, YOU LOVE DRAMA, YOU LOVE GAYS IN DENIAL, YOU LOVE-

the possibilities they both posses as individuals with huge emotional baggage despite leading very different lives and growing up in different environments. Chloé had to grow up fast because she needed to be like her mother for even a speck of maternal affection from the woman, Marinette needed to grow up fast because she became Ladybug and then the Guardian. They both grew up too quickly. Yet, they still have outbursts, immaturity, and teenage anguish because they're still fourteen for fucks sake. But you see potential, you see hurt, you see a rediscovery and you see healing. You see them in their untapped potential because the world took little to no patience with them.

Or you love crack ships.

CHLOBUG: You have replayed that video of Ladybug catching Chloé more than once.

You like the thought of Chloé admiring Ladybug unabashedly, even putting herself on the line sometimes to help her hero. You saw Chloé feeling genuine confidence about herself when Ladybug gave her a chance. You saw Ladybug's fleeting moments of consideration that maybe there's more to the blonde heiress than she's believed.

Then you see the falling out. You see the angst, the betrayal and the 'why? why wasn't it me you went to?'. You see Ladybug fucking up, Chloé finally standing her ground, see them both trying to resist the other because there's no chance. Everything's all messed up and she probably doesn't even trust me-

Then Chloé falls, and Ladybug catches her. Everytime.

MARIBEE: Y'all are as sweet as the honey pastries Marinette leaves on her balconies during Bee's patrol.

You're a fluffy enjoyer, you like banter, tooth rotting fluff and identity reveals. You like the grinning and giggling, the blushing, the pretend confidence dissolving into softness and eagerness to know the other person better. You love flower language and Marinette's balcony is probably more romantic than Paris itself. You are a Pollen fan through and through.

You think Chloé would be an amazing Chat Noir.

You love the OG 5 heroes, you think they're a big happy family and you believe Chloé was meant to be Queen Bee from the very start.

LADYBEE/QUEENBUG: You love it when they flirt and stare as the other one flies away from the scene.

You think the rooftop or the tower is their paradise. You love when Ladybug brings her sweets and tries to causally know more about the Bee hero (in cases where Chloé's identity is secret). You believe strongly that Queen Bee would give her life to Ladybug, and vice versa. You think they're Bug Gf's, they absolutely rock at patrol and at fighting.

In the case Chloé's identity is revealed, you love the angst and the tension and identity reveals. When Marinette sees Chloé differently up close and is torn if she only acts like this towards you or with other people. You're torn if you should be thrilled she only acts like this towards you or not. There's probably an almost death along the course of the fic. Chat Noir is probably your wing man. Y'all be dating in the masks before you date as civilians.

You are absolutely smitten with her when you finally get to know her better.

"Bug."

Ladybug, after catching a yeeted Chloe: Hey :))