Big Bottom Blaster Pairing: Buggy x Mr.3 (Galdino) Rating: Explicit Words: 2800
This is inspired by @namaeekakiâs art, and very specifically this comic. I saw this and I thought it was so funny, and then I thought it was hot, so I wrote this lmao.
Summary: Buggy seduces Mr. 3 into fucking him, despite the late hour. And then with his fat ass he crushes Mr. 3âs hips to dust đ
Notes: established relationship, riding, anal sex, dirty talk (its literally just porn without plot).
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âCâmon partner, Iâve been so good all week!â Buggy nuzzled his face into Mr. 3âs neck, his skin warm and slightly sticky with sweat, the alcohol theyâd been slowly drinking throughout the evening was starting to catch up with him. Buggyâs hand travelled over Mr. 3âs chest, playfully tugging at the buttons of his shirt.Â
âWe should really go to bed early, you know Sir Crocodile will beat you if youâre late to the morning meeting again.â He tried to warn but his face heated as Buggy pressed a soft kiss to his neck, his hot tongue not far behind, licking over his pulse point, teeth grazing him as he travelled up to his jaw.Â
Mr. 3 let out a sigh, a mix of frustration and pleasure. Â
âMmm, but I need you.â Buggy whined, his voice breathy, his lips moving against his ear. He tugged at his earlobe with his teeth and Mr. 3âs eyes fluttered shut. He couldnât help the pleasurable rush of arousal he felt from Buggyâs words. He threaded his fingers through his hair, his hand cupping the back of Buggyâs head, forcing him to meet his eyes. Buggyâs eyes were half-lidded, a playful grin on his lips.Â
âTell me what you need from me.â Mr. 3 murmured, his eyes not leaving Buggyâs soft lips.Â
âI need you to fuck me.âÂ
So vulgar. Mr. 3 sucked in a soft breath and Buggy continued, leaning closer.Â
âI need your lips.â Buggy pressed a firm kiss to Mr. 3âs lips, his tongue darting out at the last moment before he pulled away. Mr. 3âs lips parted, ready to speak, but Buggy kept going.Â
âI need your fingers.â He pulled one of Mr.3âs hands up and pressed little kisses to his fingertips.Â
âI need your dick.â Buggy slid down his body, onto his knees in front of him, mouthing the front of his pants.Â
Mr.3âs let out a shuddering breath, his hand going to the top of Buggyâs head. Buggy gave him an impish grin from between his legs, his hand rubbing him, making his dick swell.Â
âF-fine. But we should make it quick so we can get to bed at a reasonable time.â He said it more to convince himself rather than to remind Buggy. He knew Buggy was barely listening, already unbuttoning Mr.3âs pants, his hand reaching in to cup and squeeze him. And Mr.3 couldnât be bothered to really think of tomorrow when Buggy pulled him from his underwear and kissed his half-hard shaft. He wrapped his lips around him and pulled him into his warm mouth, swallowing him to the base, his round nose pressed into neatly trimmed pubic hair. (Shaped into a 3 of course)Â
Mr.3 tightened his grip in Buggyâs hair, his head falling back. But he couldnât keep his eyes off of Buggy for long. He glanced down and met Buggyâs bright blue eyes, gleaming, his red lips stretched around him. Mr.3 let out a sharp breath through his nose, fighting against his eyelids that wanted to slide closed.Â
Buggyâs tongue curled around dick, licking and sucking, bringing him to full hardness. But he didnât stop there. He kept bobbing, moving faster, his hands holding onto his thighs. Buggyâs mouth felt so hot, the feeling of his throat swallowing around him bringing him closer and closer to his climax.Â
Mr.3 tugged at Buggyâs hair, making him whine around his cock, bobbing faster. That wasnât what he wanted but Mr.3 felt like he couldnât say a word, his throat working to stifle his sounds of pleasure.Â
âBuggy.â He bit out hoarsely, tugging harder at his hair.Â
Buggy gave another shameless moan, wetly slurping as he pulled off of Mr.3âs cock. He looked up at him with glazed eyes, darkened with lust, his mouth red and shiny.Â
Mr.3 swallowed hard, his cock twitching, wondering for a moment if he shouldâve just let Buggy continue.Â
âI thought you wanted me to fuck you? If you keep going I canât give you what you need.â Mr.3 reminded him, his hand trailing through Buggyâs hair, down to his cheek to stroke a thumb over his stubble.Â
Buggy whimpered, nodding profusely, turning his face to press a kiss to Mr.3âs palm.Â
âI need you.â Buggy panted and gripped his cock, which tented the front of his red outfit.Â
âThen get the lube so I can get you ready.âÂ
Buggy climbed onto Mr.3âs lap, wrapping his arms around his neck, pressing sticky kisses to his lips. Buggyâs ass rubbed against Mr.3âs leaking cock, the velvety fabric an odd sensation after the slick wetness of Buggyâs mouth.Â
Mr.3 broke off the kiss and Buggy continued to kiss his cheeks and jaw and neck.Â
âArenât you going to get the lube?â Mr.3 tried to remind him but was surprised to see Buggy reach between the couch cushions to pull out a bottle of lube. He waved it in front of his face with a smug grin, looking very proud of himself.Â
âWait a moment. Has that been there the whole time? Or did you just put that there this evening?â Mr.3 turned the bottle over in his hand, trying to piece together when a Buggy wouldâve put it there.Â
âI keep lube in so many places around the island. You never know when you might need to get dicked down.â Buggy gave him a wink and pecked his cheek.Â
âYou are so shameless.â He huffed, not wanting to think about where Buggy mightâve hidden lube in case they decided to have sex outside the bedroom.Â
âGyahahaha! I know you like it.â Buggy rubbed himself on Mr.3âs dick, still hard and pressing against him.Â
âTh-thatâs beside the point.â Mr.3âs cheeks turned pink, glancing off to the side.Â
Buggy just gave him a self-assured smile, sliding out of his clothes until he was only in his underwear back on Mr.3âs lap, kissing him and unbuttoning his shirt.Â
He let Buggy undress him, his disembodied hands stripping him down to nothing. Mr.3âs lips found Buggyâs neck, biting and sucking as his hands grabbed two handfuls of Buggyâs ass.Â
The clown moaned, the sound vibrating against Mr.3âs lips. He placed his hands overtop of Mr.3âs, making him grip Buggy harder.Â
âMore.â He panted, his hand pushing Mr.3âs to the cleft of his ass.Â
Mr.3 bit off a groan, letting out a sharp breath through his nose. âSo needy.â he huffed into Buggyâs hair, his hands squeezing Buggy. âWhat would you do if I wasnât here to fuck you?âÂ
Buggy rolled his hips, grinding down on Mr. 3âs cock. âI donât have to worry about that, youâll always be here for me, right, buddy?â Buggy grinned down at him, his cheeks pink, his lipstick smeared over his mouth and Mr. 3 could already imagine how much of that red lipstick was already all over his face and neck.Â
âYou shouldnât be so obvious about something selfish like that.â Mr. 3 chastised, hips thrusting up, holding tightly onto Buggyâs soft ass. He knew he shouldnât be giving Buggy exactly what he wanted. He already had such a big head, such an ego, but he couldnât help it. Buggy drove him crazy, in more ways than one. And he didnât have room to criticize him, he was like Buggy in some ways, selfish; Mr.3 wanted him, his body, his touch, those teasing words. He just had more sense and decorum to not be so vocal about it.Â
âMmm, but itâs true. Youâre the only one who knows how to take care of me.â Buggy said lowly, his hands moving to cup Mr.3âs cheeks. Their eyes met and Buggy leaned in. âYou like taking care of me donât you, Galdino?â Buggy murmured against his lips, his tongue dipping in before Mr.3 could even respond.Â
But he knew the answer, they both did.Â
Yes Â
Buggy broke away from the kiss and slid off his underwear, grabbing Galdinoâs hand and squeezing lube onto his fingers. He brought Mr.3âs hand behind him, trying to get him to hurry up.Â
âAre you sure you want me to do this, seems like you could do it yourself.â He huffed, his fingers running between his cheeks, brushing over Buggyâs rim.Â
âYes! Please, I need you.â Buggy begged, pushing out his ass to try and feel more of Mr.3âs fingers. Galdino sucked in a breath, knowing he was being manipulated by Buggy, but he couldnât help the lust he felt for his needy clown. He wanted to please him. He pushed a single finger into Buggy, who was very vocal about it.Â
Mr.3 tried not to let Buggyâs sounds get to him, but it was hard when he was whimpering and moaning and panting right above him, making the most beautiful expressions. He had the fleeting thought of wanting to capture Buggyâs likeness while he looked like this. He was captivating, everything about him demanded his attention.Â
He added a second finger, and Buggy was just as loud, his dick bobbing as he tried to ride the fingers inside of him.Â
âMore, please. Need you. Need your dick. I need to feel every inch of you. Want you to fuck me until I canât walk.â Buggy babbled, nothing but a stream of filth as Mr.3 fingered him open.Â
Galdino moaned softly, moving his fingers faster inside of him. He wanted to give Buggy everything he asked for and more. His cock dribbled precum, aching to be inside of Buggy, but he knew if he didnât stretch him properly heâd complain about it for days and make it Galdinoâs problem. He learned his lesson a long time ago.
He did what he could to distract himself, and Buggy, while he spread him open. He mouthed at Buggyâs chest, teeth sinking into the skin around his nipple, tongue flicking and swirling over the nub. Buggyâs hands tugged at Mr.3âs hair, yanking hard as he pushed a third finger into Buggy.Â
âFuck!â Buggy yelled, his legs trembling as he kept them spread on Mr.3âs lap, his hand clutching at the three atop his head. He pulled and pushed at his head, trying to direct his mouth over his chest. Mr.3 let himself be guided, teeth and tongue trailing over Buggyâs skin while his fingers scissored and curled.Â
âIâm going to ride you so fucking hard, you have no idea. Iâm gonna ride you until youâre cumming dry, until Iâm stuffed full.â Buggy rushed out hotly, his eyes so dark there was barely any blue left.Â
Mr.3 let out a groan, pulling out his fingers, smacking Buggyâs ass with both hands before he grabbed it. Buggy crashed their lips together, their kisses all tongue and teeth. Mr.3 fumbled with the lube, trying to squeeze it onto his dick while Buggy sucked his tongue.Â
He ended up getting a lot on his thigh but it didnât matter. He made himself slick, stroking his cock and pressed the head to Buggyâs entrance.Â
âYes! Need this fucking dick.â Buggy bit at his lip, eyes sliding closed as he sank down. Despite all the stretching, Buggy still felt tight, he felt slick and hot, gripping him and then relaxing as he pulled him deeper and deeper inside.Â
Mr.3 gripped his soft hips, his fingers sinking into his plush flesh, trying to slow Buggy down. But he couldnât be deterred, bottoming out faster than was wise. He was always so impatient.Â
Buggyâs forehead glistened with sweat, his hands holding onto Mr.3âs shoulders for leverage. He gave him a cheeky smile and rolled his hips, grinding in Mr.3âs lap.Â
Mr.3 breathed out harshly through his nose, sweat beading on his own forehead, his hands moving from Buggyâs hips to his ass, grabbing his cheeks. He wanted Buggy to move, his weight pressing him into the couch, digging into his bones, but he didnât want to rush him either.Â
Buggy whimpered, hips lifting and coming back down, slow at first, picking up speed until he was bouncing in Mr.3âs lap. Every time his ass met Mr.3âs hips and thighs, he pushed him harder and harder into the couch. Mr.3 could barely catch his breath, unable to keep up with Buggyâs pace, feeling stifled by him, consumed by him. Buggy held onto him tightly, their hot breath mingling as sweat dripped down their bodies.Â
âBuggy,â Mr.3 rasped, âIâm close.âÂ
Buggy didnât let up, bouncing on his lap so hard his hips started to ache, their skin slapping loudly together. He held onto to Buggyâs hips, trying to hold off on his orgasm, doing everything in his power to focus on not cumming.Â
âBuggy.â Mr.3 warned, his voice strained, his eyes squeezed shut.Â
âGo ahead, fill me up. I told you Iâm going to milk you dry.â Buggy said between harsh breaths.Â
Mr.3âs head fell back with a moan as he spilled inside of Buggy, giving him what he wanted. Â
âMmm, yeah fucking fill me.â Buggy hissed.Â
He slowed down, rolling his hips, as if savoring the feel of Mr.3, or perhaps trying to give him some reprieve. But it still felt like too much; Mr.3 stayed hard after cumming inside of Buggy, his dick feeling achy and overstimulated. He grit his teeth, his hands clawing at Buggyâs hips, trying to will away the ache.Â
The reprieve did not last long, Buggyâs impatience winning out, and he picked up the pace, moaning and whining as he bounced, his hand dropping between them to stroke himself. In spite of himself, Mr.3âs cock pulsed with arousal. Between the physical stimulation and the sight and sound of Buggy, he started building toward another orgasm.Â
He clutched onto Buggyâs ass, kneading and squeezing his cheeks, unable to do much more than that as Buggy fucked him into the couch. Buggy hammered him harder and harder, his thighs and hips straining to support his weight, his force. But he didnât want him to stop, the pleasure of Buggyâs tight heat too good.Â
âAgain, cum in me again.â Buggy pleaded, his hand squeezing the base of his cock, trying to stave off his orgasm.Â
âGreedy.â Mr.3 grumbled, hips trying to thrust up to meet Buggyâs ass. Buggyâs lips pulled up into a smile for a moment before returning to his expression of concentration. Â
But he couldnât help but give Buggy exactly what he wanted. Mr.3 let out a broken cry, pressing his lips together to stifle the sound, his cock pulsing so intensely, almost painfully, as he came inside of Buggy a second time.Â
âOhhh fuck yessss.â Buggy moaned, his hand jerking his cock, hot spurts of cum shooting out onto both of their bellies.Â
He collapsed onto Mr.3, their skin damp with sweat and cum, body hair brushing and sticking to one another as Buggy pressed into him, resting his head on his shoulder. He panted into his neck, pressing lazy kisses to whatever skin he could reach.Â
They sat there cooling down, catching their breath, Mr.3 tracing soft circles over Buggyâs back. Buggy sighed into his neck, kissing up to his jaw and to his lips. They languidly kissed, Galdinoâs hands moving up to brush through Buggyâs hair. Buggy held onto him for a little longer and then eased off of him, oozing cum as he stood, his legs trembling.Â
Mr.3 tried to follow him, getting onto his feet before falling back onto the couch, his legs and hips seizing.Â
âWhatsa matter?â Buggy asked as he cleaned himself, giving Mr.3 a confused raise of his brow.Â
âMy hips are killing me.â Mr.3 said with a groan as he tried to stretch his legs.Â
âGeez, did I ride you that hard?â Buggy hovered over him, rubbing his hips and thighs.Â
âIâll be alright, I just need a moment.â Mr.3 sighed, wanting to get up so he could clean off.Â
âGyahahaha! Guess you canât handle my Big Bottom Blaster!â Buggy grinned at him, smacking his ass at Mr.3.Â
âYour what?â Mr.3 sat up on his elbows, his face scrunched in distaste.Â
âMy Big Bottom Blaster! Thatâs what Iâve named my new move! Iâve taken out exactly one power user with it!â He snickered, tapping Mr.3 on the forehead before sitting down on the couch by his feet, still naked.Â
âDonât call it that.â Mr.3 said, feeling a twinge of embarrassment.Â
âWhatever you say, partner! Hey, you think you could grab me a snack when youâre done?âÂ
Mr.3 let out a long beleaguered sigh. They were never going to get to bed on time.










