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Alrighty! Higher up YN x Scarab HEADCANNONS! :D

Ok, so I’m assuming that YN is higher than Scarab’s position and might be in the disciplinary department so…

Higher up YN:

• as a YN, their position or role can vary depending on the request.

• Possible job positions: a member of the Judgement Hall, could be an Attorney, or Orbo’s right hand (or Big Boss’s right hand?). Could also be a parole officer, Lieutenant, detective, or one of the Big Boss’s Agents. YN could be the person Scarab has to hand over the Egged individuals to for processing…

- I’m not entirely sure of the hierarchy, but YN could be any position, even a Cosmic FBI of sorts. It depends on what you guys request.

• Like Scarab’s Crystal, you guys get a winged orb that functions similarly.

• you guys can use the pendant for more complex disguises

• depending on how you want YN, they could either be a friend of Orbo’s or Orbo could fear them due to him bending the rules (like for Prismo or threatening Scarab for example)

• You guys are basically seen as super cool and can go on James Bond level missions for more major crimes and investigations.

• YN could possibly be undercover to find out if the gods are bending cosmic rules and could act on it depending on the intentions and severity

•or YN can be more laid back like Orbo and just keeps track of Scarab’s missions, could also be the person who sends him the missions directly.

Scarab X YN Higher up:

• relationship could be kept secret due to work related reasons or it could be open, depending on the request.

• Scarab likes to meet up with YN on the way to the judgement hall to talk about his missions. May even show who he has egged and share gossip about the reason behind the misdemeanors

• Scarab likes to stop by your office EVERY TIME he comes by to drop off delinquents for Judgement

• Sometimes you are tasked with joining Scarab in missions depending on the violation. (Sometimes he exaggerates a little in hopes that they send you… and specifically asks for you…)

• you end up with flirty E-mails from him, often sent as an attachment to the report he gives you. You could be responsible for reviewing the reports for record and court purposes.

• your favorite snack on your desk, every day.

• if you’re on your day off, wherever you hangout at, Scarab would find excuses to be there too. Pretending he happens to be going that way specially just so he can see you and talk to you

• investigations together

• will act more professional than usual around you, even going as far as to check his breath and outfit to make sure he looks good when seeing you.

• Scarab wears cologne around you, might even try on your favorite scent if you like it

• even when he’s busy, he texts you

• insists on having a picture of you and him together, each pic with a different form of his. His reason being that he can “pretend you’re his spouse for mission purposes” for “cover stories” to make his disguise more believable. When it’s actually just so he can get away with looking at pictures of you two together without blowing his cover during missions.

• Scarab will arrange candle lit dinners for YN

• Scarab could bring YN flowers, usually red roses. YN may occasionally come home to a rose petal trail to their bedroom… 👀

• YN can get involved to help Scarab when he’s in too deep and needs help

• YN puts a good word in for Scarab after the Fiona and Cake incident

• even after the incident, YN visits Scarab and they read fan fiction together. Where Scarab writes them either as two warrior knights who fall in love after many dark souls-like quests together… OR he writes you as the person in distress and he comes to rescue you in the most dramatic way. (May or may not be Shakespeare inspired…)

• scarab would rescue you if you needed it

• He shows YN his face more often, feels more comfortable and himself around YN

• He will ask YN to join him for a Steak out. Could be legit or an excuse to sit alone in a car with you… 👀

• He speaks highly of you, even defending you behind your back

• He shivers and makes bug noises when he thinks of you, like when a person gets goosebumps a shiver down your spine in a good way kind of way.

• only you can dance with him, especially if dancing in bug terms can be used for courtship

• he brings you a dung ball every spring (for obvious reasons…)

Oh MAN. First off, thank you anon sweetie. I love writing Shino, LETS DO THIS SHIT.

Also—requests still open ya filthy kids.

Oh buddy, I got thoughts about bug daddy!!!! Thank u for blessin’ me with this ask right here man. I’m also gross, sooooooo, whatever I guess lol. u asked and i’m gonna give it to u. 

Of course! I love writing for you guys! :D

WARNING! CONTAINS NSFW!!! Here ya go! :D

I've made some headcannons before, but since you asked…

Dating Head Cannons:

PRISMO:

Loves cuddles, very affectionate.

Can clone him self, imagine two or three Prismos cuddling you

Watching the multiverse together

Likes sitting with you in the hot tub to relax and vent

Can either slip his arms around you hold you on his lap as you sit back against the wall, or teleport you into the 4th dimension so you can cuddle his 3D form

Will turn his head while in 2D form to wink at you

Will bring you your favorite snacks (calls you his "favorite snack")

Does not like talking about dinner every night, so its either fend for yourself or pick somewhere to order food from.

Very flirty, likes to tease you

Likes to wrap around you and can move your clothes (or put you in something cute) with a snap of his fingers.

Writes Fanfics with you and even some about you

Checks on you sometimes with his TV Wall, even if you're in the shower and "taking care of yourself"

Can have three ways with you via Prismo Clones (might even watch everything as a third)

Can change the size and length of his body (and dick, tho he usually hides it)

Lovemaking is usually slow paced and gentle (can go harder)

After care, lots of it!

Can take charge in bed, open to suggestions. Can literally tie you up with his limbs.

Lots of kisses, even on the forehead

Will make a batch of pickles just for you

game nights and movie dates

You're invited to ALL the parties

Will dance/vibe with you

Making out is cute and flirty, will kiss your neck. soft kisses and loving eye contact

Loves it when you sit on him/ touch him

Will take care of you

Sleep overs

Loves hearing you go off on your hyperfixations

SCARAB:

Not as cuddly, but can be very passionate

Also dominate

Likes it when you pet his tiny bug forms and take care of them (will not admit it)

Will clean for you, especially if you are sick

Tea and coffee dates, takes you out to dinner and long walks at night

Wears the Pants in the relationship

Can change the shape, but limited on sizes on his dick as a shapeshifter

Likes missionary, though would go full bug mode from behind (like a beetle)

If YN were to be pregnant or thinking about kids, he would bring home a dung ball (because thats what scarab beetles do)

Likes to dance with you

Brings you flowers, he knows the names of them and symbolism

Would rather undress you slowly, so he can admire you

He will protect you, call you his darling

Will respect your privacy, unless you let him watch

Can be rough in bed, likes to roleplay. Will een go as far as to shapeshift, even during sex

Makes goofy noises in bed (like in that deleted scene where he laughs goofy) and will tell you not to tell anyone about said noises

Will use all four arms to hold you, can also use them to pin our hands above your head while he holds your hips during funtime

face places swing open when he cums

will tease you and likes it when you beg

cuddles you from behind, will actually stay awake if ya'll are sleeping somewhere away from home to make sure you stay safe (As the God Auditor, he has enemies so he'd wanna protect you)

Making out gets hot and heavy quick. handsy and may even use both tongue and Proboscis (straw tongue)

Will give you seductive looks and sweet talk you

Will touch your chin when flirting and caress your face

Likes your butt

Thinks you look hot in midevil clothes

Will help train you to fight

Hugs from behind with neck nuzzles and kisses-

HOW IT WORKS FOR BOTH DATING YOU (POLY):

Same stuff mentioned previously applies

You three would have to communicate everything clearly and specifically

Prismo is more so at-home dating, Scarab will go out with you

If Scarab feels you're spending more time with Prismo compared to him, he will either talk to you about it or try to take you somewhere just you and him for a bit ("It's My turn with YN...")

Both will cuddle you. Prismo will have you lay on him, Scarab will lay on you. Either that or one on each side

During funtime, Prismo will hold you down from behind while Scarab fucks you. Threeways and taking turns

If both are 2D, they would get a bed ready for you so you can be a wishmaster too (may or may not have argued over who's bed you'd be sharing with them). They are open

Prismo is cuddly compared to scarab

Scarab is more assertive, Prismo is more passive

There's no point in lying, Prismo can easily rewind and see what really happened on his TV wall. This helps settle arguments

Sometimes you would have to be the tie breaker in decisions

They both have your back, will support you however they can. Prismo is more emotional support, Scarab will back you up in an argument with someone and may even cite his sources to help you prove a point.

Both would die for you

Both will call you out if you do something wrong.

Prismo is more honest and to the point, will even explain things you need to know. Scarab is blunt, will also tell you things you need to know, stress the importance of it and may drop hints

Sometimes you will walk in on Prismo and Scarab Kissing each other

Will ask you to join if you walked in on them during sex

If Prismo is upset, he will vent to you. His place might be a mess

If Scarab is upset, he will be quieter than usual and visibly irritated. He feels better when you let him vent

BONUS:

Nightmos will protect you

Nightmos my either fight over you if more than one or will team up to have their fun with you (with consent ) they also like to scratch your back during sex

Old man Prismo will vaguely remember you, will mention dreaming about you and may remember small details from when he was dreaming. He will trust you and like being around you.

Old man Prismo's hugs feel like clouds because of his big soft beard

If you got into trouble, Scarab will help you out best he can (after a REALLY long lecture about it) because he cares about you

Prismo may or may not have already made gender bent versions of you and him happily married in Fionna World

Scarab has a picture of you in his wallet, and even some extras of you and him with couple's photos that each include a different form he can take. That way he can bring about you while undercover as his spouse. This not only make his disguise more believable, it also makes it so he can safely look at you two together while undercover

Scarab writes you into his midevil mystery drama fics as his self-insert's love interest

Scarab likes DnD, but won't admit it

Ok first, you know how we (3D) form a shadow and that's 2D? and that Prismo in the comics can be 3D in the 4th Dimension? Technically a shadow still in the 4th dimension I guess.

Anyways, Prismo is a Pink Shadow being casted onto the surface by another form in another dimension from what I understand. Scarab also becomes a shadow.

Did you know that colorful shadows exist? Or at least technically they do? I think?? I found a video on youtube that explains it.

Notice how two of the shadows casted are pink and blue?

You know who else is pink and blue?

what if they are those colors because of Science? Cause at first I was thinking t was personality related and some people were saying it was and inverse of their original colors. some also said it could be to make Scarab stand out from Prismo, which is very likely. Until I saw a video about colored shadows. Unless its confirmed, its just a theory. I thought I'd share this with you guys. What are your thoughts?

Alrighty! Scarab x reader: Break time!

SFW! Here Ya Go! :D

It was a long, busy day for the Scarab. He had to chase down 3 delinquent gods who were causing trouble throughout the multiverse. Orbo had been on his back for getting these cases turned in on time, despite how hard it was to track some of them down. However, Scarab was the only one for the job and it was crucial that he catch them as soon as possible. Chasing for hours and having to go undercover here and there is not as easy as he makes it appear to be.

Scarab was exhausted from all the work, not to mention a few last minute inspections while heading towards the Judgement hall. Sometimes he'd get calls while on a mission, he hated that because that meant that he either had to hurry or put a case on hold depending on the urgency.

He had to hear about it from Orbo because he had arrived late to turn everything in. After filling some reports on the cases and other paperwork, Scarab finally clocked out for the day. He opens a portal to enter your world, he steps through to arrive at your home town/city/area. While heading down the path to your home, he sees you. Scarab smiled a little underneath his mask, You were his favorite person to visit even after a long day at work. He approaches you.

You turn your head to see Scarab coming towards you, his red glowing eyes are locked onto you. You smile, he loved that. The two of you walk together and you tell him about your day and about your favorite hobby. He loves the way you look when you talk about something you enjoy. The way you smile and how your eyes light up when you're excited always melted his heart. You didn't realise he was tired until his eyes drooped after he let out a yawn. His mouth open up as he did so, separating his face plate to show his sharp teeth and tongue. You offer for him to come stay at your place to unwind. He accepts and you take him straight home. After some time, you both make it to your home. You open the door and gesture towards the couch for Scarab, "Why don't you go sit down and relax?". Scarab nodded, then went over and slumped onto the couch. You lock the door for the day and join him, grabbing the remote and start flipping though the channels until it lands on something you both liked. Then you thought about it and realized Scarab was more tired than usual as he had fallen asleep. His big heavy body leaned over onto your shoulder. You turn the volume down just enough so you can still hear it without waking him up, letting him rest as he lay against you. After three episodes of the show had finished, Scarab opens his eyes a little. Scarab stretches before sitting upright onto the couch again, feeling better after his nap. Since he was fully awake, you ask him, "So... what happened at work?". He turned to look at you, "Hmmm?". You point out to him, "dude, I've never seen you this tired. Can you... tell me about work?". Scarab usually didn't talk about his missions, but he trusts you. He likes that you are the one person who cares enough to ask him, while everyone else tends to ignore him sometimes and just expects him to do his job. You make him feel appreciated.

The first case involved the Spider God, Noir Widoworth. He was a tall, black widow that stood 18 feet tall. He wore a dark grey stripped suit with thin white lines, a blood red tie, and black shoes. Instead of tending his duties, Noir has started a tailoring business as a front for money laundering. Scarab had to go undercover for that one, and had to find Noir to put a stop to Noir's business as the money was funding Drug Lord Narcoticles (Nar- cah -tic - clees). By the time he found Noir, his cover was blown. After having to fight through swarms of Noir's eight-legged goons, Scarab was finally able to capture him with his crystal. As soon as he places the egg-capsule into the crystal is when he got another call.

The Second case were the other two gods, the Pisces twins, Showa and Sanke. They are koi-fish like humanoids who are white with orange and black markings. They have black circles on their foreheads and backs. They were on the run and abandoned their post, taking the form of two cats with similar color and patterns. They were hard to track down as they hid in the same world YN lived in. Where cats are everywhere. However, their exact whereabouts were in an apartment in Japan. An elderly woman whom already had 12 cats had come across the twins and took them home. When Scarab found them, he had to chase them throughout Japan until they jumped into a lake and transformed to blend in with all the koi fish. It took a while for Scarab to find them according to the photos on file, but he eventually found them and captured them.

The Twins' case put him on a time crunch, it was really hard to go through all the koi fish as some even has similar patterns. Then, the started getting calls about some last minute inspections on the way to the Judgement Hall.

Now you know why he's so tired. All that running and little time for rest. At least after all that he gets to spend some time with you. You listen to him about other things as well. Then the two of you watch the rest of the show together. Enjoying the evening together and having dinner together before the day ends.

Scarab joins you as you lay in bed. He stretches out before wrapping his arms around you in a nice spoon. He was the big spoon, you were the little spoon. The night was quiet aside from the sound of you two breathing. after some time, you hear the rain outside hitting your window. The pitter patter of the drops and sound of thunder added to the relaxing atmosphere. You turn your head to see Scarab sound asleep. He often slept with his mask on, you could tell he was sleeping because his eye slits were completely closed. Then soon you joined, entering a welcoming slumber.