Bug: It chrimuss. Merry chrimuss.
Greg: *knuckle salutes* Merry Christmas, friends and enemies.
Maestro: *plays That One Christmas Slade Song*
Rewind: *nods* Happy holidays
Nomi: *looks up from computer briefly* It's Christmas? Explains why I'm so cold.
Kit: *clinging to the ceiling while stringing lights and tinsel* Merry Christmas!
Sid: *covered in illusory fairy lights, propels illusion of snowball at face*
Sammy: Merry Christmas yooooo!
Chiyo: *has dyed hair green and red* Woo, merry Christmas!
Tao: *raises eyebrow, graciously raises tea cup half an inch*
Corgan: *playing a medley of winter festival songs on her dulcimer*
Tsunya: *attempting to bake cookies, invisible in the smoke* Accidentally setting fire to Christmas should not be taken as a terrorist or anti-religious act, okay?
Lex: Worst. Holiday. Of. The. Year. *Peace sign*
Fern: *gnawing a present under the sofa*
Skova: Festive tidings. Stop cutting down perfectly good trees.
Wisp: Don't forget your local wilderness spirits in the festive season! We also enjoy tasty foods! Merry Christmas!
Auditor: It's silly that Christmas isn't on the solstice. Just saying.
Mnemo: Any excuse for a crowded house and family bickering! Merry Christmas!
Micky: And a happy new year!
Cass: I'm saying nothing about 2025 and you can't make me.
V: *sets fire to Christmas tree, watches the blaze with glittering eyes like one of those photos of cats seeing a Christmas tree for the first time*
Merry Christmas and happy holidays from the Barely Operating System
