#bug backpack

I just brought my dream backpack!!

Look at him!! I've been looking for a Stag beetle bag for YEARS.

Picture this: You see a TikTok about Beetle bags years ago and comment about how sadly, the brand of bags have been out of production since 2018 so none of us will ever get one. The idea of bags that look like bugs sits in your mind for years and you just think about how you missed the opportunity of a life time to have a bag like that. Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone replied to your comment, asking for the brand name. You tell the faceless profile even though it's pointless cos like you said, the Japanese exclusive brand has been out of service for years. That person never replied back. But that's fine because the first video on your FYP is by TikTok user "POYOOOOO~⭐!!" About how they brought all of the available Beetle bags from this EBay seller. This brand is different and plushie like while the other brand you'd seen years ago was leather look and sleeker but you don't care. You click the link in her bio to the EBay seller and find out that, yes, there he is, a Stag beetle backpack. Clear as day he sits in your view. You put him on your watch list because he's expensive as hell. And then, 3hrs ago, the seller offered you 20% off and you can't help but think about how amazing that is, you've never been offered that much off something before! 20% is £30 and that's a lot for you so, after talking it over with someone to confirm it's nit a crazy thing to do, you fuckin pounce and scored your dream bag.

Holy Mother of God!!! What that hell is that?  What twisted soul thought to create such a thing?