#bucketsfullofmiracles

[10:02] CH: karkat

[10:02] CH: karka

[10:02] CH: *karkat

[10:02] CH: karkat

[10:02] CH: karkat

[10:02] CH: karkat

[10:02] CH: karkitty

[10:02] CH: beep beep meow

[10:02] CH: karkat

[10:02] CH: kaaaaaaaarkaaaaaaaat

[10:02] CH: stop being a butt

[10:03] CH: IF YOU DON'T SIGN ON RIGHT NOW I WILL THROW ANOTHER BUCKET AT YOU

[10:03] CH: why is that even a thing anyway?

[10:03] CH: i can see that you'd get mad because it sorta hit you right in the face.

[10:03] CH: which was hilarious by the way.

[10:04] CH: but you totally over-reacted

[10:04] CH: come on i'll give you a bunny if you sign on

[10:05] CH: i know how you love bunnies.

[10:05] CH: ):

[10:06] CH: come on dude stop being a butt

[10:06] CH: k

[10:06] CH: a

[10:06] CH: r

[10:06] CH: k

[10:06] CH: a

[10:06] CH: t

[10:06] CH: !!!!!!!!

[10:06] CH: what if i had to say something reeeeaaaally important?

[10:06] CH: what if i was dying right now?

[10:07] CH: and your crankyness was the only thing that could save me.

[10:07] CH: my blood would be on your hands.

[10:07] CH: and you'd feel like a shitty friend.

[10:07] CH: which you are.

[10:07] CH: i hope you're happy.

[10:07] CH: and then i'll come back as a ghost.

[10:08] CH: and make fun of you.

[10:08] CH: because obviously at that point you'd be crying.

[10:08] CH: and i'd prank you

[10:08] CH: as a ghost.

[10:09] CH: because i'm just that cool.

[10:09] CH: my trickery doesn't stop at the grave.

[10:09] CH: oh no.

[10:09] CH: it expands into the great beyond.

[10:09] CH: it knows no limits.

[10:10] CH: people try to shield their eyes.

[10:10] CH: because the fantasticness of my trickery may be too mouch.

[10:10] CH: they might die of sensory overload.

[10:10] CH: BUT IT'S TOO LATE !!!!!!!!

[10:10] CH: there is no avoiding my prankster antics

[10:10] CH: it's like the plague dude there's no stopping it.

[10:11] CH: and there's no use trying.

[10:11] CH: what was i even talking about

[10:11] CH: damnit you made me forget

[10:11] CH: *checks earlier messages*

[10:11] CH: oh yeah.

[10:12] CH: but you'll be crying.

[10:12] CH: and i'll be on the floor convulsing with laughter.

[10:12] CH: but it'll be your fault i died in the first place so i'd probably kick you or something after i stopped laughing.

[10:12] CH: gosh karkat you're such an ass!

[10:13] CH: making me die and everything :(

[10:13] CH: i bet vriska wouldn't let me die.

[10:13] CH: that's why she's my best friend.

[10:13] CH: YEAH I SAID IT.

-- terminallyToreador [TT] changed their mood to CHUMMY --

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