#buckberty

for @queermccoy for the inspo

“Albert? Albert as in Howie’s brother, who is staying with us for a month? That Albert? Evan.”

“I mean, if we weren’t dating, I definitely had a crush on him. He was living with me! God, I’m such a stupid bi”, Evan was now sitting, blankets around his waist, head in his hands.

Tommy is… unsure how to react to all this.

“Well, I mean….he looks pretty cute from those photos you showed me of him and Jee - injuries aside”, Tommy gives his head a little pat pat. Poor thing.

“Oh my god the car crash! I was INSANE!” Evan is now rocking slightly.

weheheohhe you found like 2 of the 3 horny choices well done

Shave and Haircut is my Buckberty (Buck/Tommy/Albert) non-sexual intimacy fic that has very much the potential to get very horny very quickly.

Basically cosmetologist!Albert comes to crash with Buck and Tommy after Han baby number 2 is born and Buck speedruns retroactively realizing that he had a massive crush on Albert back in S4, much to Tommy's amusement. Tommy then spends a very interesting afternoon watching Buck try to Be Normal when Albert offers to give Buck the full close shave/haircut experience as thanks for letting him stay and not pop a boner when Albert has his hands in his hair.

Bathena threesome was basically a groupchat PWP idea that got out of control and now I might actually write it oops. Paper thin plot of Athena needing to go undercover in a sex club for a perp with a Very Specific Type (Buck) and deciding they need to 'practice' before any actual undercover work. (Long story short Bobby teaches Buck how to eat Athena out. Also you cannot tell me that handcuffs/dress up roleplay Athena would not have crazy sexual synergy with ring cutter Buckley over here)

The tiniest snippet for you:

Athena pulls back the comforter before settling herself on the headboard. No way is she letting anything get started on her nice duvet. Buck is still lurking near the wall, a ball of eagerness and trepidation as he glances between her bare legs and Bobby who's standing on the other side of the bed. "Well, hurry up then, get over here," Athena says with nod of her head to the end of the bed. Buck snaps into action, long ass bambi legs carrying him over in a flurry and Athena shares a knowing look with Bobby. Yeah. They can work with this.

Okay, I've been promising this one for a while. And thank you again, @blue-arts-stuff, for letting me use your piece within the fic itself, but here's that BuckBerty fic based on this post of mine as well as this magnificent piece of art by blue. I hope you enjoy this adorable, steamy getting together Buck/Albert/Tommy fic! 🥰

Should Have Known

| Pairing: Buckberty | Rated: E | WC: 10.8K |

Summary: Buck and Tommy have Albert stay over while Albert's visiting the States. Things evolve into something a little more.

Excerpt:

“Yeah. Having quiet sex in a loft while your old crush sleeps on the couch below. Kinky, but… is it a good idea?” asked Tommy, who seemed still a little hazy as Buck heard Tommy splash some water on his face. And. Wait. Did. Did Tommy just say – ? Buck. Stopped. Turned around. “Crush?” whispered Buck, and Tommy seemed to freeze. “You – you didn’t – sorry, the way you talked about him…” murmured Tommy, and there was another knock at the door. Buck. Really shouldn’t let Albert knock again. He turned back to the task at hand, opening up the door as he saw – Fuck. His heart skipped a beat. As. As he saw Albert Han at his door. Fuck. “Buck!” said Albert excitedly, pulling Buck in for a hug, “Good to see you!” Buck. Buck felt so warm when Albert hugged him. Fuck. “G – good to see you too,” breathed Buck. Just. Realizing. That it had been a fucking crush.