Pocket BTS - Camping/Road Trip
(Hi Everyone! There was an anon request for the Pockets BTS and MX Camping/On a Road Trip. So it has become a road trip scenario where theyâre camping along the way.Â
This is also your reminder that pockets are all about the size of a mouse, so if you bring them camping or on a road trip, please keep them buckled in tight and donât let them out of your sight. Thanks!)
super excited to go on a road trip
so so SO stoked to go camping
wants to help put up the tent
you will have to convince him to stay in it though
for he will beg you to let him sleep on a rock under the stars
will want his own sleeping bag
makes him feel like a big boy
pokes at the ashes to help you re-make the fire in the morning
wants a little mug of coffee too
will walk around the lake's edge if you are near one
stares out and pretends he is King Arthur and the Lady of the Lake is about to bring him Excalibur
will run around the camp with a stick dubbed thus, looking for a Merlin and Knights for his round table
Pocket Tae will volunteer to be Guinevere
might get into a fight with pocket Jk about it
makes a playlist for the road trip
will sit right on the dash if you let him for the long stretches of road
likes to talk about his latest theories on the world as the road goes onÂ
favorite part of road trips is the snacks
will grab things off the shelves and come running to you dragging them behind him
will sleep on top of the marshmallows in the car to make sure nobody eats them
probably names it something like Road-ah
complains or mocks it whenever it speaks
âThanks, Road-ah,â âRoad-ah! Are we there yet!?â
gets upset when the GPS doesnât respond
wants access to the radio buttons
will scan until he gets to one of those stations like âAdvice from Barbaraâ
makes comments like âYou tell emâ Barbara!â or âYou need to leave that man, Sharon!âÂ
wants to call into Barbara to say hi and tell her about how heâs going camping
you have to remind him that Barbara is probably very busy
tell him he can write Barbara a letter in the car to pass the time
presses his face to the window and makes kissy faces at other driversÂ
Loves to play âI Spyâ
âI spy with my little eye⌠something green.âÂ
squeals so happily when you get it
Itâs grass every time but act surprised with him
likes to connect the poles together for the tent
sits happily on the ground whilst doing so
might get lost so make sure he doesnât go too far
will attempt to climb the trees
screams whenever he sees a bug
screams even more when he realizes that theyâre everywhere
when is not allowed will ask for his helmet as protection from bugs
first one up in the morning
bouncing to watch the sunrise
didnât want to go in the first place
likes to âreadâ the mapsÂ
even if you are using a GPS he will want a paper map to look at
really just likes following the lines with his finger to see where they go
âhey mom whereâs *squints* âMinnie apple usâ?â
coats himself in bug spray â Iâm talking layers
deathly afraid of bug bites
keeps his hoodie up and his little dirty converse tied tight
if pocket Hobi has a helmet to protect him from the bugs he wants one too
will sit inside the tent looking through the screen until the fire is going
sits on the log and so content to watch the flames
burrows so deep into your sleeping bag youâll almost have to shake him out to find him in the morningÂ
helps you drag kindling over to fire pit until he has his own little pile
will want to attempt lighting the fire
keep the matches out of his reach
crouches down at the other end of the hole you are weaving the pole through for the tent
squeals when he sees it poke through
runs around the entire campsite exploring
pretends heâs an adventurer hacking his way through tall grasses
figures out a way to climb a tree to get to one of those mushrooms growing on the sides
will want to sit there and observe everything
makes it his fort, pockets Taehyung and Jimin are allowed up
gets mud all over himself while he explores but comes back so happy you canât scold him
give him a task heâll be happy to sweep the doorway of the tarp with a little broom he made himself
eagerly stares out the window in the car
does the arm thing violently when a semi-truck passes in hopes theyâll honk
makes up more because heâs bored â tap Toyota, slap sedan, punch PriusâŚ
finds the country music station
looks dramatically out the window while he does so
âcountry roads, take me homeeee, to the placeeee, I beLoNGgG! wESt VirGinIAâŚâÂ
give him a coloring book and heâll be quiet and content for hours
wants to sleep in your sleeping bag with you
is fine in daylight but scared once the sun goes down
sings to himself on his way to go potty in the woods
puts mosquito netting over his hat
baggy khaki pants with all the pockets
keeps pretty pebbles he finds around the campsite in them until theyâre bulging
will cry if his pants get so heavy they fall down
points out the cows and horses he sees through the windows
if bored sometimes will be quiet for hours and the only thing youâll hear is a monotone âcowsâ every once in a while
wants to sing road trip songs
his favorite is âthe wheels on the busâ
has a book of camp stories he reads out loud to you in the car
will probably make a sign that says âhelp me Iâve been kidnappedâ and hold it to the windowÂ
but nobody will see it because it's tiny
insists on wearing a poncho even if itâs not raining when you get to the campsite
will want to be on your shoulder watching you put the tent together and start the fire
will try help but will get confused and just sit down