PAIRING: BTS x 8th Member (female)

GENRE: Minimal fluff, good old humour

WORDS: 2k (whoahh)

Summary: Join BTS as they begin the third season of 'Bon Voyage.' In Episode 2, the gang (gucci gang- ayyy) participate in some challenged to win some food.

A/N: please message me or reply to this about what adventures you want to see in BV 3 Xx ALSO ALSO Enjoy the reference to another kpop group (won’t give away any spoilers). But this is the perfect opportunity to ask yall to send me some (group which shall not be mentioned ) requests. ALSO WHO GUESSED THE SONG!

Part 1

As soon as Y/N stepped off the plane, she felt the bright sun hit her eyes. She was quite literally blinded. And she was wearing sunglasses.

Her right hand gripped tightly to the railing of the stairs, whilst her left hand was holding the handle of her suitcase.

"Let me take that for you, my lady" Y/N giggled, as Hoseok grabbed her suitcase from her. Always a true gentleman.

She stepped down the wobbly stairs, taking in her surrounding. To be honest, it was nothing special, just a bunch of boring buildings with a backdrop of blue sky. It didn't scream Australia. Then again, she knew that she was being too quick to judge. She walked across the tarmac, followed closely by her boys- all tired from the flight.

Soon they reached one of the private rooms, where they would find out more about their Australian journey. Whilst the crew were setting up the mic's, the Bangtan boy's and girl sat lazily on the single sofa in the room. Kookie was lying on Suga's shoulder, whilst V was sitting on Jimin's lap. Poor J-Hope hadn't even made it to the couch and was laying on the ground. At least it was carpeted

Once everything was set up, and J-Hope was still on the ground, a member of the producing team gave out a bunch off papers.

"We're not rejumbling words again" Namjoon scoffs in annoyance.

"No we're not going to torture you like that again" Relieved, Namjoon relaxes back on the couch.

"Instead, here are a bunch off quick mini games you will be playing to win over the food you will be eating when you spend the next day here in Sydney."

Everyone, including J-Hope, perks up. Food was their weakness.

"Each of you will choose a piece of paper, which has a mini game written on it. If you beat a member of staff, then you will get the food in a portion size of 9."

"Leader goes first," Y/N shouts, clearly wanting to eat, whilst not wanting to get yelled at first for loosing.

Namjoon walks towards the camera, and picks out the green piece of paper.

"Why you take my favourite colour," J-Hope exclaims.

"You should've gone first then" Namjoon sasses back.

He then opens the paper, and in black sharpie it reads 'Don't answer the question.' Classic.

"You will be playing for meat pies, an Australian Delicacy."

Y/N sighs. This game wasn't Namjoon hyungs strong point. She loved him to death. But she could kiss her chances of eating a pie filled with curry goodbye. Nevertheless, she screams out a "GO NAMJOON HYUNG" at the top off her lungs. She was his biggest supporter.

"What is a capital of Australia"

"The sun is very bright. I am going to melt"

"He wouldn't know the answer to that anyway."

Namjoon turned around a pretended to throw his cap at Jimin, the latter flitching, bracing himself for impact.

"What are you going to eat?"

"Y/N was snoring on the plane."

"HEYYYYYY"

"Where are you?"

"QANTAS is Australia's national airline."

"AHHHHHHH" J-Hope shouts, "HE ANSWERED THE QUESTION."

"No I didn't."

"The answer was Australia, and you mentioned their airline."

"I was just reading whatever was on the plane outside."

"Hobi Hyung, why are you arguing, don't you want food. Or are you trying to starve us to death."

The production team say the words we hear nearly every episode, "we will discuss." That was their way of saying 'you should loose, but you were close to winning. We feel bad and are going to give you the prize.'

Sure enough, they placed 2 four packs of meat pies in Namjoons hands.

"I'll go next." Jimin walks to the camera, picking out the piece of paper which read 'Paper, Scissors, Rock."

This time, the camera man versus him.

Round 1: Jimin-rock, Camera Man- paper

Round 2: Jimin-paper, Camera Man- Scissors.

"YOU SUCK HYUNG"

"Don't make me swear on camera!"

Round 3: Jimin-rock, Camera Man- paper

Y/N giggled, they weren't going to be getting- wait what was Jimin Hyung playing for.

"What food aren't we getting."

"Ahh, we should have told you. That was for Caromello Koala's."

"I'm sorry what."

"Koa- Aren't they animals."

"Why are they dipped in Caramel?"

"They looked so cuddly. Who would want to eat them."

Jungkook just stared at the crew with a blank expression on his face, trying to comprehend people eating those sweet creatures.

"They're chocolates" said a member of the crew, trying to hold back his laughter at the group thinking that the Australians would do such a thing. Then again, they'd be shocked to find out what the next person would be playing for.

"Who's next" Suga asked, in his usual monotone voice. He was the only one who had kept his composure through the whole Koala ordeal. Jin still looked concerned at the false though of Australian's eating caramel with Koala's whilst V was still using hand actions to describe how fluffy they were.

 "I'll go" Y/N exclaims, standing up to pick the blue sheet of paper. She opens it facing the camera. 'Guess the Song.' She hadn't played this game before, but she understood the gist.

"Pretty self explanatory, Y/n we will play you 2 seconds of a song. If you correctly guess it you get the food."

"And what found would that be" she asks whilst batting her eyelashes.

"It's a surprise."

"As long as it's not strawberry filled Kangaroo I'll be happy" Jin exclaims from the background. The staff chuckle amongst themselves.

Y/N furrows her eyebrows as she waits for one of their songs to play from the iPhone of one of the producers. She remembers decorating that iPhone case when they were in Hawaii filming season 2, and was happy to see that her case was still there. She has found a bunch of flower stickers, and stuck it around the plain aqua case, topping it off with an official BTS sticker. Truthfully, it looked as if a 4 year old had done it, but she was so happy that the staff member still had it. It really showed how they had all become a family.

A beat suddenly plays for 3 seconds, and as quickly as she heard it, it disappeared. It was familiar, but not familiar enough. She could barely even remember the words for the next line. So much for planning to sing the song till she got to the chorus.

"Can I listen to it again please," she asks, giving her signature pout.

Of course, they would let her listen again- and they did.

Yet once again, she couldn't make out the song. It wasn't a single. They hadn't performed it recently, she didn't even know if they had ever performed it.

"saramdeureun naege malhae geu jeongdoye gobineun jinaganeun sonagirago (사람들은 내게 말해 그 정도의 고비는 지나가는 소나기라고)."

She really had no clue. Y/N turned around, hoping her boys would give her a helping hand, but they looked as dumbfounded as her. Useless.

She analyzed the lyrics. They were dark. Something Suga would write? Agust D would perform? Was it a diss track? Had they wrote another one without her. She was meant to be on 'Cypher V.' They had promised her she could. And it wasn't an empty promise like they gave V Hyung.

She turned back to face the camera, before quickly apologizing to her boys.

"Uhhhh." Sigh. "Is it… To be honest I can't even remember the next few lines. Um…. To be honest, it didn't even sound like us. Like, I'm assuming Suga Hyung rapped it because it's fast, but it doesn't sound like him. It can't be him. And it's not the other two, meaning I'm the only member of the rap line left. And it sounds like a guy. UNLESS you played with the pitch so it wouldn’t be obvious. If that’s so we have to give you all more credit.

The boys chuckle behind her. Y/N always started to ramble when she was nervous, or in this case overthinking.

"JUST SAY SOMETHING" Jungkook yelled, tired of waiting for the maknae.

"Uhhh. Did we even sing this?"

The staff smile. "No you didn't. Stray Kids did."

 Before Y/N had time to beat herself up for not knowing the lyrics to one of her favorite groups (who would roast her for not knowing their song when the video dropped), J-Hope leaps off the sofa, knocking over Namjoon in the process. "RIGGED! HOW WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO GUESS THAT. HOW CAN WE GET FOOD. DO YOU WANT US TO SUFFER. DO YOU WANT US TO DIE HERE. BEFORE THE INSECTS KILL US."

 Y/N fell to the ground laughing at her hyungs over reaction.

The staff quickly try to defend their actions. "No no. We thought it'd be funny. You all should know what so-"

"Don't give me any excuses. I, dance leader, believe this is bullying. I want the food." He looks around, signaling for the rest of the members to help him. "We want the food. Please."

"Of course. Of course. We aren't that mean. You're still going to get kangaroo. It's currently thawing in your hotel."

 "I'm sorry what?"

"Kangaroo?"

"STRAWBERRY FILLED KANGAROO. I GUESSED IT!"

"Shut up Jin Hyung."

"You better be joking."

"Who eats Kangaroo."

"Don't they box people."

Yoongi was the only one who wasn't loosing his shit. As expected. Instead he was typing away on his phone, before responding to the rest of the group. "Apparently, people eat Kangaroos here. It's quite common."

"Only in Australia would they eat Kangaroo instead of Chicken."

 Soon the game was over, after all the members had their turn.

V had to eat a tablespoon of vegemite, and when he successfully did it on his fourth try, he was awarded with- you guessed it- more Vegemite.

Jungkook had to name three phrases in Australian slang. Luckily him reading the tourist guide on the plane had come handy. "G'Day Mate" "Shrimp on the barbie" and "servo" were said in a really bad strong broad Aussie accent. And due to his efforts, he was awarded with Lamingtons.

Suga had to successfully promote their new single, and make 2 people purchase the album. He refused to do so, meaning that the group missed the opportunity of getting some Australian chips.

Jin had to give a rendition of the Australian anthem, after listening to it for 5 minutes. He stood up proudly on the table, after asking permission from the airport staff, and belted it out- very incorrectly. But his gallant effort allowed him to get some sausage rolls.

Last up was J-Hope, who was already rolling his sleeves up in anticipation. He was presented with an oval shaped ball. If he kicked it, somewhat straight, they would give him salad. Nothing distinctly Australian about it, but they would need some veggies too\ wash down the sugary and meaty food.

He positioned himself. Not knowing how to hold it. Some Australian passerbyers laughed at his positioning. Therefore he changed the position, so it was perpendicular to his body. RM stood infront of him, attempting to catch it- that is, if it went to him.

Hobi kicked it. Straight into Namjoons face. Nevertheless they were eating veggies tonight.

The squad screamed in happiness, whilst Namjoon rolled over the floor in pain. They had won the majority of their food, were going to eat kangaroo and have a massive sugar rush. They were going to be fed well tonight.

"Time to eat! Let's go to the hotel" Jimin exclaimed, speaking to cover the sound of his stomach rumbling.

"How do you think you're getting there?" the staff asked, causing the 8 very tired members of one of the biggest groups in the world to sigh very loudly and roll their eyes.