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C.C.: Meow.

Lelouch: What are you- Why are you wearing cat ears? What's with that get-up? What are you up to now, witch?

C.C.: I'm your cat for today. Since Arthur left you for Anya. I know how sad you are over that cat, so I'll be your cat for the day.

Lelouch: What are you talking- What do you think you're doing?! Get off of my lap!

C.C.: No. Cats lay in their human's laps. This is where I belong.

Lelouch: You're not a cat, you're a witch, now get off immediate-

C.C.: What's the matter, Lelouch? Why are you so red?

Lelouch: Just take a look at the way you're dressed, for God's sake! Don't you have any decency? Get off and put some proper clothes on, instead of that insane-

Suzaku: Hey, Lelouch, the director wants us to... Oh. Um... Sorry. I didn't mean to walk in, I... I'll just... Leave this here, sorry, Lelouch, bye!

Lelouch: No, wait, Suzaku, it's not what- You witch!

C.C.: Hey, Euphemia?

Euphemia: Yes, C.C.?

C.C.: Do you think Lelouch prefers busty over flat-chested?

Euphemia: H-huh?

C.C.: He's been avoiding me for a week now, but he'll talk to everyone else. It's not because we fought, because we haven't disagreed over anything. Maybe it's because he's not attracted to me. With the exception of Nunnally, Tianzi, and Kaguya, I have the smallest chest among all of the women. What do you think?

Euphemia: Um... Um, I... I don't... Really think Lelouch cares about things like that?

C.C.: Really? Because he really seemed to enjoy that pool party we had the other day, and you and I both know he hates anything to do with exercise.

Euphemia: >.< Lelouch isn't that kind of person!

C.C.: Suzaku's fine with yours, right?

C.C.: Hello everyoone, this is C.C. here, and today, we're at the recording studio! Yes, the producer decided that we were a popular enough show to have character songs! Yesterday, Gino and Xingke had their duets, and today is my and Lelouch's turn. I'm recording this right now as I wait for Lelouch to finish up. He's been having a lot of trouble pronouncing the English words. Silly, isn't it, considering he's Britannian in the show?

Lelouch: Never... Never a- Never agai- C.C.! What are you doing? Are you recording a video right now?

C.C.: Oops, looks like I've been caught. Until next time then, everyone. This isn't the last of the recording studio chronicles! I promise!

C.C.: Sometimes it's best to just let holidays like these to pass by. Making a fuss every year is just pointless and exhausting. Why should I get you a present this year, when I can give you a nicer one next year?

Lelouch: Oh? I didn't know we were going to be together next Valentine's Day.

C.C.: Were you planning on not being together?

Lelouch: Well, I don't know, C.C. You see, I'm not a witch, and thus, I can't tell the future.

C.C.: Would you like for me to tell you the future then, since you have obvious shortcomings and can't?

Lelouch:

C.C.: Let's see... Next year, you're going to try to be romantic and make a complete fool of yourself. Men are going to hit on me, and you're going to get jealous, and then make an even bigger fool of yourself. And then we're going to come home and have a quiet dinner, where you'll nearly burn the house down. And then, at the end of the day, we'll lie in bed together and share a glass of wine.

Lelouch: C.C., summarizing this year's Valentine's Day doesn't count as foreseeing the future. Also, the kitchen incident only happened because you wouldn't listen to me. Furthermore, I never made a fool of myself today. Watch your words, woman, I-

C.C.: Oh, shut up, all you do is move that mouth all day long.

Lelouch: Because there are so many things you do wrong! What else would I do, besides correct your God-forsaken habits?

C.C.: I have an idea...

Lelouch:

Lelouch:

Lelouch:

Suzaku: Surprise!

Euphemia: Cake...?

Suzaku: It might not look like much, but I tried my best to bake a cake for you. I hope you'll try even a little.

Euphemia:

Euphemia:

Euphemia:

Suzaku: Hey, Lelouch?

Lelouch: What is it?

Suzaku: So Valentine's Day is coming up, and I'm not really sure what to get Euphie. Do you have any ideas? What did you give C.C. last year?

Lelouch:

Lelouch:

Lelouch:

Suzaku: Lelouch?

Lelouch: Suzaku, do you have any flour?

Suzaku: Flour? Um... I don't think so. Why?

Lelouch: I have to go buy some flour.

Suzaku: But what do I get Euphie?

Lelouch: Why don't you try baking her a cake?

Euphemia: C.C.?

C.C.: What is it?

Euphemia: Are you planning anything with Lelouch for Valentine's Day?

C.C.: Valentine's Day? Is that coming up?

Euphemia: Um, yes, it is.

C.C.: Hmmm... Well, let's see... Last year, Lelouch baked a cake. Maybe he'll do it again this year. He seemed to enjoy it last year.

Euphemia: Oh, that's sweet of him. What did you do?

C.C.: Me? Oh, I put the whip cream in the most unimaginable places, and we had a good time with the cake. It was very delicious. Almost as delicious as Lelouch was. What about you, Euphemia? Did Suzaku do anything special?

Euphemia: O/////O

C.C.: Euphemia?

Euphemia: I think... I'm just going to lie down for a moment or two.

Suzaku: Hey, Lelouch?

Lelouch: What is it?

Suzaku: If C.C. were a flower, what would it be?

Lelouch: What the hell kind of question is that?

Suzaku: I was just thinking... I think Euphie would be tulip. But like an Angelique tulip.

Lelouch: Hey.

Suzaku: Hmm?

Lelouch: Why do you know so much about flowers?

Suzaku: Ah, well, Milly's been wanting a rooftop garden for a long time, and I was thinking that we could plan something for her graduation next year. So what flower is C.C.? A rose?

Lelouch: C.C.? Let's se... Oh. She's a goddamn venus fly trap.

Suzaku: That caught your heart, right?

Lelouch: I'm through with this conversation.

Suzaku: So I'm right!