#brutonial

____Worst. Date. EVER.____     Today was a nice day for the two-on-one date which Big Al was having with Bruno and Tonio at a restaurant downtown in the afternoon. The date was originally proposed by Bruno to Al until Tonio overheard their conversation and...well, he said he was going to take Al out on a date, not Bruno. Al felt his stomach flutter when he realised that these two were actually fighting over him, and the blush on his cheeks and the small grin on his face proved it.     Their first stop on their date was to one hell of a restaurant which Tonio practically knew the place from the inside and out; one which had some of the most delicious food known in the world. Yes, this place was far beyond the meaning of "special". Tonio knew he had this date in his hand when he noticed how eagerly Al was eating and drinking his order; Bruno, in the meantime, had an idea on how to catch Al's attention during this competitive date.     "Hey Allie," Bruno spoke up, causing the taller man sitting in the middle of the booth to glance over at him innocently with a straw in his mouth and the other end in his clear soda he had in front of him, "did you want me to order you a special drink? It's on me."

    "Really?" Al blinked.     "Yeah of course! Choose whatever you want from the menu."     "Okay."     Shit. Bruno was attempting to get the "upper hand" by doing this! Tonio huffed quietly and sipped from his glass, savouring his dear martini in his mouth and down his throat. He needed to think of something now. He refused to let Bruno win this date with Al! Stupid child...     Meanwhile...     "Wow, that's a pretty huge shake," Bruno commented after Al showed him the menu and pointing at which of the delicious treats he wanted to have. "It looks good though!"     "So...I can get it?" Al asked him.     "Sure!" he replied with a grin. "We're on a date, remember? I want to make sure that you enjoy yourself, you know! If you want to get that shake...go ahead and tell me so I can order it for you."     "...well...okay. Can ya get me it, Bru?"     "Yep, I'll go up to the counter and pick it up."

    Bruno slid himself out of the booth and stood on his feet. He suddenly leaned over the booth's table and pecked his lips against Al's forehead, causing Al's face to turn a nice light shade of red. "I'll be back with your milkshake, Allie," he said, then he walked off to go order Al's drink.     Perfect! With Bruno retreating, Tonio realised that this was a perfect time to talk to Al without Bruno trying to distract the stitched Vocaloid. What could he do besides chatting with him? Hmm, let's see...ah, here's something that might help him out.     Al had a hand up to his forehead where Bruno kissed him all of a sudden with a tiny smile. Man, how sweet of the Spanish Vocaloid to do that. He had a feeling that Tonio was going to get jealous one way or another about what Bruno did, however.     Ahem.     Tonio's light cough was able to snap Al out of his small trance-like state because of getting a simple kiss. He turned to look at him until he noticed Tonio was holding out a fresh glass of martini he was given by a waiter five minutes ago to him. "Ya want me to have your martini?"     "If you would like," Tonio answered with a slight shrug. "You've never had the chance to try out one of these, right? Well, now is your chance."     "...and...you're positive that ya want me t' have one of your martinis?"     "I'm certain. Go ahead."     "..." Al made a worried look at him, then down at the martini that was being offered to him. "A--are ya really sure about it, Tony?"

    Good grief. Well, Al knew how much he loved his martinis, so maybe that was why he was being so cautious about taking the drink he was holding out in his direction. "I'm sure about it, Al," he assured the tall Vocaloid with a small smile. "It's our date too, isn't it?"     "W--well, yeah..."     "Then, go ahead and take the drink. I won't get upset, I promise."     "...okay."     Al, mumbling a small 'thank ya, Tony', grabbed the martini from Tonio's hand and held the brim of the glass to his lips. Ah, he could smell the strong drink well. At least he'll be able to find out why Tonio enjoyed drinking this particular kind of drink so much. Instead of "sipping" and "savouring" like Tonio would always do with his martini, Al gulped down the drink, tossing his head back as he did that. Oh god it was so bitter, but he did his best to not show how disgusting the taste in his mouth was. Why would he like such a thing...?!     "You know," Tonio said, "you...honestly shouldn't drink a martini like that, Al. You should savour every sip you take."     Al simply wiped his mouth with his left sleeve before he replied, "I know."     "So, how was it?"     "It was good," he lied. Ew, so bitter...     "Did you want another, per chance?" he asked Al, holding out another glass of martini he had ordered earlier. Why did he have to order an entire tray full of them, anyway? Al was sure that you could only one drink at a time...then again, this was Tonio. He probably bribed the workers somehow.     "Uh...well..."     Damn, he looks hesitant. Tonio knew he needed to try to let Al enjoy the precious drink, but how would he proceed with that? Hmm...     Wait, there's an idea. It sounded stupid, but why the hell not. Besides, there weren't that many people around during this time of the day.     "Al."     "Yeah...?"     "...open your mouth for a moment, all right?"     ____

    "Wow, these look really nice in real life," Bruno said out loud with a smile after he was given two large glasses of strawberry milkshake, both of them covered with whipped cream and strawberry syrup. "Al is sure going to like them. I hope he doesn't mind that I got him a second one just in case."     Just as he turned around to head back to the booth, Bruno felt his left eye twitch and his smile slowly went away at what he saw from where he was standing. Tonio and Al were kissing at the table, but...something seemed off about this scene.     ...oh, they were using their tongues. How could he even tell from over here?!     "I swear he's doing this on purpose..." he muttered, rolling his eyes as well.     ____     Al's heart raced as he kissed back in a shy manner, though he felt embarrassed for doing this act in public but at the same time, it felt nice sharing a kiss with Tonio. It has been a while since they kissed, now that the stitched Vocaloid thought about it. This idea of Tony's was kind of weird, but...     Al almost coughed when the martini went down his throat without warning, but he was able to swallow the bitter drink. As soon as he was certain that he gulped the entire martini, he slowly opened his eyes and pulled himself away from the kiss while panting; his face flushed and his lips red.

    Tonio was breathing more than usual after the kiss as well. "Was that better, Al?" he asked with an amused grin.     "Y--yeah," he replied, nodding. "I d--..." Al paused to catch his breath for a moment before he finished his sentence, "I didn't think that would'a worked...!"     AHEM.     Al and Tonio glanced over to the end of the table to see Bruno sitting there with two milkshakes while he stared at Tonio with a brow raised. "Tonio, elder...what were you doing to Al just now?" he questioned.     "Helping him drink his martini," Tonio easily answered him, shrugging. "He didn't enjoy the martini at first, but I managed to change his mind after that."     "...what? You were kissing him."     "Sort of, yes."     "Sorta? I saw your tongue!"     Al rolled his eyes, thinking, 'They're gonna fight again...? Oh man...'     "Like I said before, child..." the opera Vocaloid said to Bruno, "I was helping Al with his martini through a 'kiss'. Honestly, are you jealous?"

    "Not really." Bruno gently nudged the milkshakes to Al, saying, "Here you go, Allie. I've got two of them for you just in case. I hope you like them."     When he finally saw the two delicious strawberry milkshakes in front of him, Al broke out into a grin. "Wow...thanks, Bru!" He was glad to have something more on the 'sweet' side after having two martinis, one being worse than the other of course. He pulled out the same straw he used to drink his clear coloured soda from a cup and stuck it inside one of the shakes so he could enjoy his treat.     Bruno couldn't stop himself from smiling at how happy Al looked getting the milkshakes. "No problem. If you want any more of those afterwards, you can," he added, leaning over and pecking another kiss on the taller Vocaloid; this time on his left cheek.     Oh for fuck's sake. Tonio had the urge to say THAT out loud, but he decided to keep that expression to himself for now. Bruno was doing this on purpose to make HIM look like the less-likely lover for Al! What a bunch of bull! MERDA. Things got worse when Al took a long sip of his creamy milkshake and made a happy hum of approval from its taste. Damn it...     "So guys," Bruno asked out loud, "where should we go next? Allie, have any ideas?"     Al paused from sipping his milkshake when he heard his nickname and looked over to Bruno. "Uh...maybe...we can try and go to an amusement park."     "The amusement park? Good idea!"     "Heh heh~..."

    "An amusement park?" Tonio, on the other hand, raised a single eyebrow at the suggestion. "Why would you want to go to one?"     Al simply shrugged. "Ah I don't know. I kinda thought it would be fun ta go to one since we're on a date. Ya know how some couple go out to a fair or something?"     "Oh. All right then."     Al went back to drinking his milkshake. Within a minute, Al was able to finish drinking the entire tall glass. He grabbed the other shake and began to gulp that one down as well. This milkshake was so delicious. So sweet and creamy. Usually, the milkshakes he would try to drink were too solid, but not these two. These were perfect.     Alas, the shake didn't last long at all. He wound up sucking the entire treat down within the same amount of time as the other one; surprisingly, he didn't get a brain-freeze.     "Al," Tonio said suddenly, "I'll get you another one if you would like."     "Oh, uh...s--sure! Thanks, Tony."     All right, Tonio was offering to get Al another milkshake on purpose; Bruno could tell. Okay, so maybe not. Who knows? While Tonio went off to get Al another strawberry shake, Bruno realised that this was a perfect time to be alone with Al.     SIIIIIIP~

    Bruno looked over at Al and saw that the tall Vocaloid was finishing the rest of his soda with a pleasant look on his face. Man, he sure was drinking a lot of stuff today. He was probably thirsty. "Hey, how's the date so far?"     Al, once he sipped up his entire soda, answered, "Great! Though, uh...I wish that you and Tony would be nice to each other, at least a little bit."     Oh.

   "Well," he told him, "we'll try to be nice if that's what you want. You don't have to worry."      "Are ya sure?"     "I'm sure, Allie. I'll make sure that we won't pester each other again."      "Heh heh, I hope so," Al chuckled. "The date would kinda suck if you and Tony kept going at each others throats."     Bruno chuckled as well. "Yeah it would. By the way," he asked, "how were those shakes you had? Were they really that good?"     "Yep!"     "Hmm...maybe I'll get one as soon as Tonio gets back."     "You should. You won't regret it."     "All right," he replied to Al, one of his hands sliding over to Al and clasping on top of one of Al's large hands. "If you want me to, I can get you another too."     "Pfffbt, Bru...Tony's getting me one already! I might get full after I drink the one he's getting for me."     "Oh, right."     The two were then quiet for a minute or two until Bruno slowly grinned and leaned over to kiss Al's cheek again, earning an embarrassed chuckle from him with a blush returning to his face. Al could be so cute when he acted like this, Bruno openly admitted it to himself. Hopefully, like Al said, this date will go on without any fighting/competing. He wanted to make sure Al kept that bright grin of his, after all. God only knows if Tonio would actually behave during the rest of the date.     "What are you doing?"     Ah, speak of the devil.     "I kissed his cheek, that's all," Bruno answered Tonio with a shrug, his grin not leaving him also. "You know...I was showing some affection, elder."     "Whatever you say..."     "I was!"     "Anyway," Tonio shrugged Bruno off by saying, "here, Al." He handed Al his milkshake before he sat back down at the booth on the other side of the Power-FX Vocaloid with another glass of martini in his left hand.     "Thanks Tony!" Al cheerfully thanked him.     "You're welcome," he mumbled, then he took a sip of his martini. Ah, nice and cool.     "As soon as you're done, did you wanna head to the amusement park?" Bruno asked.     Al nodded once as he began drinking the creamy shake without caring that he might get a brain-freeze from sipping so quickly. As he continued drinking, Al felt something poke the back of his right hand. His golden eyes trailed down to his hand to see that Tonio was purposely bumping his hand against his own. 'Oooh, I get it,' he thought.     Al twisted his right wrist half way until he caught hold of Tonio's hand and entwined his fingers with his own. Tonio almost choked on his martini from the sudden move, but he decided not to show how surprised he was. Whatever. It wasn't like Bruno could see them holding hands from this side of the booth. Heh.     "AGH!" Tonio yelped when Al pecked a kiss on his cheek all of a sudden. His face burnt red and he immediately shot a glare up at Al, who was busy snickering whilst finishing the rest of his shake. Bruno, on the other hand, was trying his best not to laugh and was currently grinning wide. "...at least...give me a proper warning before you do that again, Big Al," he grumbled out. "Please?"     "Sorry, Tonio~" Al apoligised through a grin.     "People might be watching us, remember that..."     "Uh, but..."     "What?"     Al raised a brow, answering truthfully, "We were sorta making out earlier...I'm kinda sure that people already were watching us."     ...oh. OH. These people probably did see them! They saw him 'kissing' Al earlier. GOOD LORD. Talk about indecent, Tonio!     Tonio, once he realised how right Al was, gulped down the remainder of his martini. Oh God, people saw them. Damn it damn it damn it all! After gulping the drink loudly, he said, "Let's...go now."     Bruno made an amused grin at how embarrassed Tonio was, answering, "Okay."     Al hurried drinking whatever was left of his milkshake while Bruno and Tonio came out from the booth. Once he made sure he was finished drinking, Al slide out from the booth as well with a small sigh. Those shakes sure were great.     Since Al was rather excited to go to the amusement park, he didn't bother going to the rest room in case he needed to after having so many things to drink. He always had this odd logic that he had a much larger bladder, therefore, could handle not using the toilet for a long period of time.     Though, that wasn't true at all. ____At the entrance of the amusement park...____     "Closed?!" Bruno cried out when he saw the large, obvious sign which simply read: CLOSED.     The trio had taken a one hour trip from the restaurant to an amusement park located on the other side of the city in Al's race car, only to be confused when the area was closed down for the rest of the month for unknown reasons. After all that, and the damn place was closed! Bruno and Tonio were both thinking this. Seriously, how inconvenient was this? One thing was for sure, they needed to make sure that Al was enjoying himself while making sure that Al was paying attention to them and not the 'competitor'.     "Ugh, why would they close it for no reason...?" Al questioned. He was rather disappointed by this turn of event.     "I'm sorry, Al," Bruno apoligised once he turned around to face the tall Vocaloid.     "Huh? It's not your fault, Bru."     "I know, but I know you wanted to come here...!"     "Still, it's not like ya had anything t' do with this."      Tonio, meanwhile, was figuring out where else they should go now since the original idea was pretty much ruined. Where else would Al want to go, anyway? He acted like such a child sometimes...so, perhaps somewhere like an arcade? Maybe.      Bruno was wondering, also, where they should go.     Al, on the other hand, sat on the front of his car...although his stomach felt funny as he did that. Hm, he guessed that all of those shakes and drinks were beginning to fill his bladder up. He couldn't help it, however, he was thirsty! Plus, those milkshakes were too delicious to simply ignore after trying his first one.     Ugh, now he felt a small tingle there. Calm down, body. There might possibly be a bathroom he could go in to relieve himself.     'Aha!' Bruno thought, a smile coming to his face. 'I know of a perfect place to take Al for this date now!'     Bruno, once he confirmed his plan, said to Tonio and Al that they were going to go elsewhere now. When Tonio demanded where, Bruno told him that he would find out once they got there. Al seemed curious about what the Spanish Vocaloid had in mind as he got in the back seat of his car while Tonio sat in the passengers seat and Bruno with the drivers seat.

____At the entrance of the movie theater____     "Bruno?"     "Yes, elder?"     "These movies look god-awful."     "Wha-? Th--they don't look that bad, do they?"     With a simple nod of the head, Tonio responded, "Yes, they do."     Al watched the two Vocaloids bicker at each other about the movie selections that this theater had to offer from the sidewalk, leaning back against his car with his arms crossed loosely. "They're gonna fight, aren't they...?"     The drive to this movie theater took another hour - or even two - thanks to the evening traffic starting to arrive on the streets. The result of coming here was mixed. The theater looked really cool, just like most theater's you would find in the middle of the big city; but, as Tonio mentioned, the movies they were playing looked boring. What happened to all the fun ones that were supposed to be playing?     Al didn't really mind, he guessed. Sure, some of the posters for the movies looked dull or downright cheesy, but who knows what the actual movie might be like.     "Elder, listen..." Bruno said, "I wanted to make sure that Al was having fun today, so I thought he would like to see a movie here."     "Are you trying to bore him, though?" Tonio questioned with a brow raised at him. "I would've done a better job than taking him to a place like this!"     "Really?"     "Of course."     Al shook his head and sighed. "Great...they're fighting." A quick shiver suddenly shot through him further down his body caused the stitched Vocaloid to remember that he should probably use a restroom sooner or later. Perhaps he could run inside the theater's building really quic--     "Prove it," Bruno demanded with a skeptical look written on his face. "I dare you to try and take Al somewhere he would enjoy."     "Fine," Tonio snapped in reply.     "Uh..." Al froze for a second when he realise that these two were going to fight over him. Shoot, not again. When they started walking back to the car, Al said, "Hey, Bru, Tony...I need to go to the toi--"     But he paused when the two were STILL talking - or more like bickering - to each other and didn't seem to hear Al. Hm, maybe he can go to the restroom at the next stop? ____At the park____     Yep, Al knew he had one HELL of a bladder. It's been three hours total since he had been keeping 'it' in. Yep! No other person could hold it in this long without showing signs of struggle. Sure, he had his legs crossed and refused to stand much, but...he was going to be fine. Besides, this was a nice park! They should have some sort of public restroom, right?     WRONG.     Even though a lot of people came here during the winter to ice skate, the city never bothered to build public restrooms for the citizens! Speaking OF the park...     "Are you kidding me?!" Tonio shouted. "They've closed the skating rink for cleaning?!"     "I had a feeling this was going to happen," Bruno commented to nobody in particular. "They probably had an event here earlier and they're just now cleaning whatever was left..."     Tonio smacked his forehead in annoyance while the large Zamboni machine continued to go around the skating rink to clean the ice perfectly. "Merda..." Maybe he could ask the Kagamine kids to run that machine over with their Kagamine Road Roller tonight as an act of RUINING his plan of catching Al's attention...away from Bruno, of course.     "Well," Bruno spoke up, "I'm gonna go relax with Al over at the bench while I think of somewhere ELSE to take him that wasn't a disaster...like THIS."     As soon as Bruno started walking off to see Al, Tonio yelled, "Fuck you!"     Uuugh, why wasn't there a restroom here? Al wondered if he should go pee on a tree or in a bush if this heavy feeling got any worse than it was starting to be. No no, he should be fine for another hour. He had a BIG bladder, remember? They're probably going to go have dinner soon, so Al could use the restroom THERE.     Besides, urinating in public would mean jail time...along with indecent exposure. Also, it would be far more embarrassing than anything else he could think of.     "Hey Allie," Bruno greeted the tall Vocaloid with a grin as he plopped himself down on the wooden bench beside Al. "Sorry about the rink being closed too..."     Al shifted in his spot, tightening his legs a bit more tighter as he grinned back at him. "It's okay. At least we get t' hang out here for a little while."     "Yeah, that's true," he said with a short chuckle.     Whoa, wait...this, uh, big bladder of his seem to have reached its limit. If not now, then very soon. He had to shift a bit more on the bench and slouch until he didn't feel that odd pressure as much.     "So," Bruno spoke up, "I guess we should be going now."     "Okay."     Once they had Tonio with them, the three Vocaloids began their trek down the park trail and to the front of the park's entrance. Just as they were about to drive to their next destination, something happened which further messed up this date.     THE CAR WOULDN'T START.     Al, through the struggle of trying not to reveal that he was squirming, checked the engine of his car to see that it had died. Great, just great.     Al had a horrible feeling that this would mean that they would have to walk. Most of the other Vocaloids who owned any sort of transportation were out, AND none of them decided to carry their cellular phone with them due to them not wanting to be interrupted during the date.     And boy was he right.     What were they supposed to do about the car? Leave it here and walk home and then call a car repair shop to pick it up, or push it all the way back home with them?     ...they walked.     And this was when things went horrible to ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE soon after that... ____The walk home...____     The walk home was long, hard, and awkward for Al. Apparently, over the never-ending silence between the three of them on their trip back home, Tonio said something 'smart' about how Bruno didn't bother bringing a phone with him and Bruno rolled his eyes and basically told him to cut it out.     "I bet this wouldn't have happened if you didn't decide to come with us since you wanted to stop by the park."     "What?! What sort of bullshit is that?!"     "What? It's the truth. Today wasn't even supposed to be the three of us, it was supposed to be with only me and Al!"     Al, meanwhile, was slowly walking behind the two, listening to them bicker about how its was the others fault about this day turning bad. Al tried bringing up about stopping somewhere, hinting that he needed to use the restroom, but...but..ugh, they were so busy telling the other that their plan was ruined by the other that they didn't even hear Al talking to them.     Come on, body. You can hold this in a little longer. You've got a big bladder! Even though it's reached its limits, it doesn't mean you have to discharge the fluid so soon! Hold it in until we get home!     Al had to keep repeating that to himself, for the two up ahead didn't seem to care about anything else but putting the blame on each other for this so-called date.     Oh no, the sun's all ready going down! It must be seven o'clock...!     "Ngh..." Al groaned softly when he felt a stronger tingling sensation growing. "Oh man...I need to go badly."     Soon, his walking got worse and worse. Al barely walked without crossing his legs, it felt weird, but he needed to hold this in! Not even a single leak could come out! Besides that, he was with Bruno and Tonio. What would happen if they saw him accidentally release it...?     Oh GOD NO.     Please try to hold it in, you can do it. ____I HATE YOU BOTH...!____     He couldn't do it any more. Within thirty more minutes, Al lost it.