H*CK you guys, here’s some Guy x gn reader headcanons 🎣
you guys deserve some food. i respect the hustle, all guy simps are champions. obvious spoiler warnings because he comes in pretty late in the story. ok let’s get started
Guy rarely has an expressive face, so he’s glad when you tell him that you accept it. At this rate, only people close to him know his tells! You, Citron, and most of Winter Troupe are the first to notice that he’s happy when the corner of his mouth quirks up a little bit. By like, a millimeter. Sometimes his eyebrows furrow, and that either means he’s angry or he’s thinking about what tea to have in the morning.
It’s canon that he laughs when he hears people mention chickpeas so you better take ADVANTAGE of this fact. My guy’s chuckles are deep and comforting you know it
Speaking of expressing emotions, Guy prefers to do so with his words and acts of service. Expect “good morning”’s and “how are you”’s and “you look wonderful”’s on a daily basis please don’t stop him. He’s also the type to dote on you, so please accept the favors he wants to do for you!
When you do the same, like tuck him in bed or offer to fix his collar, Guy shuts down and has to reboot. He’s unfamiliar with this, so it might take some time before he accepts that he can be doted on this time, and be human all the time!
He likes learning about other cultures with you, especially yours if it’s different from his. This means quiet reading time with him, usually with his head on your lap or vice versa! This also means watching cute documentaries together on the couch (Citron calls you guys “simps” and you have to lightly scold him) and taking language classes. Guy’s faster at picking them up ,so he’s excited when you ask him to teach you. He’s touched that you want to spend time doing something he’s passionate about.
Citron often tells you guys to spend time alone, firstly to prove that he’s his own person now, and secondly to show Guy that he trusts him. It’s about the Protection it’s about the Dynamic there is so much love here
Every once in a while, you book trips to see the places you want to go to, and have dinner dates in hole-in-the-wall restaurants near Veludo. The troupe insists that you help him take a break for once please help. Cue you and Guy feeding each other takoyaki while watching the sunset, faint live music in the background,,, sobs,,
FISHING DATES FISHING DATES
Women want me fish fear me but it’s Guy taking the best fish for you and COOKING IT IN THE SAME DAY. MAN WILL GIVE YOU FRESH DINNER AND LUNCH 24/7. BEST BOY
DRIVING DATES. OH YEA. You think I missed that Guy apparently has a car and driving license? No sir I BELIEVE he takes you out in the early morning and late nights just to hang out. He even lets you pick the music because he’s a king like that
If you let him pick, he chooses classical music or fun love songs. If you listen quietly you can hear him hum along silently, or offer to sing together when he’s feeling braver
Man holds your hand while he drives. Maybe sometimes pats your leg because he’s soft like that. BUT ALSO PICTURE HIM DOING SO WITH HIS SLEEVES ROLLED UP, HAIR SLICKED BACK, WITH NICE WATCH ON HIS WRIST. PERISH
I KNOW he can drive with one hand. This boy’s a soldier— he’s trained for this, I’m Very sure he can beat up an entire squad of attackers so driving is definitely no sweat for him.
Sometimes he has nightmares from feeling too much like a machine and the training he’s undergone. He ends up jolting awake with a cold sweat. When he sees and hears you though, with concern on your face ft. some water and a towel, BOY does he recover much faster, and falls asleep hugging you. What a king
Please stay with him he likes you so much sobs
Thank you for reading! Have a good day OR ELSE
