#brother!!

some more chats with my hatchling. no context for this. @5crapbook0fa7wisted1dol

☠️: what’s your biggest fear?

dying. also dying because of a spider bite. But any kind of dying really. Really don’t love that journey for me. Not anyone else either, but particularly me.

🌤: what’s your favorite type of weather?

Slightly cloudy day where you can still see the sun and blue skies but the clouds are fluffy and abundant enough that you can lie on a patch of grass with a friend and point out all the animals and penises you can see in the clouds. It is 22C at all times and there is just enough of a breeze to keep the clouds moving.

🏆: tell a story about something you’ve won!

lmao I won a kid’s gameshow once when I was 12. It was called Wipeout, and I just found a few episodes on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPPiK2krsZo

It was the type of thing that my school was invited to be in, and we filmed five episodes in the one day. In order to ‘qualify’ to be one of the competitors, you had to win a trivia competition, and brother I am GREAT at trivia competitions so of COURSE I won. It’s in my genes. I got the highest score so I was given Friday, which meant we filmed last. Two of my other classmates won other days that week, and one won a nintendo? a gamecube? something like that, I can’t remember exactly. 

The Friday prize was almost always a trip to SeaWorld, where you got to stay in the onsite hotel and they organised flights for you and your family. Except the time I won they changed the prize to just be a stay at some kind of mid-level hotel on the Gold Coast which happened to have a kids play area in it (you know the type where parents can dump their kids for the day so they can go and get smashed at the Casino?) yeah. I tried to swap my prize with one of the other winners, but they did not take me up on that offer. 

When we cashed in the holiday my parents didn’t even let me and my brother go use that play area– it was the weekend the Olympic Flame was running through Surfer’s Paradise before the Sydney Olympics, so we went and watched that instead. It rained. It was cold. I was very bummed out.

Does my muse trust yours?

In a way, yes.

Does my muse dislike yours?

Not necessarily.

Would my muse kill someone for yours?

Yeah.

Would my muse kill your muse?

He would very much not want to do that, but if absolutely necessary, yes.

Would my muse save yours?

Yes.

Does my muse find your muse attractive?

I mean... they look the same.

Is my muse disgusted by yours?

No.

would my muse go on a date with your muse?

No.

would my muse kiss yours?

No.

would my muse betray yours?

There is always a chance.

my muse's favorite thing about yours is

His efficiency as a warrior and capabilities as a seeker.

the thing my muse dislikes about yours is