brookelr replied to your post “this is very country of me but… it always fascinates me when people...”
cows fucking amaze city slickers. 'woah they just. walk on the road? and they know when to go home? they're so scary. also everything smells like shit' a) cows do not give a fuck you can be stuck for hours waitin for that fucker to haul ass b) cows know their shit don't underestimate a cow (except maybe the ones that get their heads stuck in the exact same fences repeatedly) (tbh even then they're the ones gettin the good grass sooo) c) cows are large but really? not that threatening. at least not the ones that i know. you step in their direction and they will freak. i think they see cars like weird cows? and so don't care. but skinny human thing? wild d) this street perpetually smells like shit. you get used to it
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tbh i’m a little nervous around cows cause there was this heifer at my school that was fucking wild no one could walk her cause she was guaranteed to drag you so we had to have a nose ring put on her but she fucking tore it out like what the actual fuck. she was the only cow we’d ever had a problem with iirc, like the steers were so docile compared to her
tbqh... this is kinda gross but i don’t mind the smell? i mean obv i wouldn’t want a candle that smells of Farm but it’s not unpleasant. except for pigs cause they’re disgusting and they sweat :/
actually it’s people being amazed by how big pigs are that always gets me. like??? we’ve bred them for food of course they’re huge lmao “i thought this was a mini pig i was scammed!” buddy... it’s about a tenth of the size of a regular pig
