“Villain?”

“Hm?” Villain lowered the binoculars to turn toward Henchman.

And Henchman kissed them.

Villain froze. Prickles ran down their neck but their brain had gone blank. The only sensations coming through were softness and salty tears.

Then just like that it was over. Henchman pulled back with a tired smile, wet eyes roving over Villain’s gaping expression before flicking down to their watch.

It was their turn to freeze.