#broadwaybent

[image id: comic featuring humanized versions of various broadway shows conversing. hadestown, sitting and looking sad, says, “gods, I miss Come From Away. At least they were here for so long, though.” chicago, sitting next to her and smoking, says “oh yeah. I getcha. that’s the lot of the long-lived, y’know. i’ve been here for a long time. seen everybody come and go. they’re still around, but they ain’t on Radio City’s stage no more. everybody’s gotta kick it some day... even Phantom’s out the door.” hadestown looks surprised and says, “what?” several other nearby shows, Beetlejuice (who is actually a jar of juice with a beetle), Book of Mormon, and A Strange Loop, look at her mid-conversation, looking surprised. Chicago says, “oh yeah. He’s slated to go.” she reaches for a roll of spike tape on a nearby desk. “Not that he’s gonna.” She spikes the tape into the theatre lighting rigging above them, where Phantom is running across the struts. She shouts, “Get the fuck outta the damn rafters!” Phantom shouts, “Never!” end id]