“I’m so happy I won Monopoly. I like NEVER win family game day/night whatever.”
“Brittanytopia was the most popular city on the map! The best tourist destination! And the hotels…”
“WERE THE MOST EXPENSIVE HAHA!”
“Knocking Alvin out and making him go bankrupt was SO SATISFYING! Eleanor too! Her surprised face!”
“Simon held on the longest but eventually he landed on my most expensive property.”
“Jeanette didn’t get taken out by me. Alvin got her. Theodore I totally drained dry though.”
“I could literally talk about this all day, but I have been told to rein in my gloating. Oopsie.”
“I was almost like…a billionaire.”
















