Being an NHL fan is truly just the wildest experience.
In the last week or so, we have had:
Twinklin Celebrini boat summer pic;
tzjdcy and whatever that video was;
ny islanders are getting hot and trying to catch up with mat barzal;
Kniesy doing a Wollknies bit on leafs main;
willmack batting practice date;
leno being a slut in that army obstacle course then flopping at the end like a wet noodle;
Geno saying he's gonna change his name to Crosby;
The sluts are golfing again but this time we get to sexualise them, yay!
After a summer of us griefing over the 1634 divorce, a barrage of evidence that they are glowing despite being apart (maybe because of it??)
ty barrie officiated nate's wedding?!?!!
McDrai just did joint podcast interviews;
luke hughes is still unemployed and has gone into hiding;
luke prokop is getting nhl attention again and is going to training camp 🫶
Get ready cos it's heating up in this bitch!



















