#brewlabpenguin

Some thoughts have occured to me lately. We all know that the Ferengi are hairless, but Zek has long wispy ear hair. So what if in fact they aren't hairless at all? What if they are in fact covered in hair. A lot of people think snakes are slimy, but they are actually kind of silky to the touch. What if the Ferengi, instead of being slimy or smooth, are actually fuzzy. Like peaches. Greedy, disgusting space peaches.