Jun 28
I'm in a specific mood today and it hit my neurons in such a pattern that I had to sit down and visualize it
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I'm in a specific mood today and it hit my neurons in such a pattern that I had to sit down and visualize it
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thinking about BRETT HAND again
Belly so noisy it rattles the wall decorations
Belly so loud it registers as a minor localized tremor on seismographs
Belly so ferocious that you could feasibly label audio recordings of it as monster sound effects and sell it to a horror movie director
Belly that wakes you up in the middle of the night for a midnight snack every night, but you eventually get so used to it that you learn to sleep through the noises, so your belly gets increasingly louder to compensate as time goes on
Starting a movement to turn Loudest Belly Competitions into a professional sport, with a full Super-Bowl-esque bracket final and everything LITERAL "HUNGER GAMES"
From another room in the house, you hear your friend/SO/roommate watching TV in the living room, clearly with the volume turned up to max. You figure it's a nature documentary based on how loud the sounds are of what you assume are lions/tigers roaring. You walk in and ask them to lower the volume, but find out they're watching a cooking show. Turns out it was their belly making those noises all along.
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Rumbley
they call him foghorn but his stomach is more like a subwoofer mixed with a siren art by pudgewizard!!
The day after 4/20 tends to hit Paul (and his fridge) like a brick
(art by stealthystripes on FA and twitter)