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My brother was eating my Apple Jacks, and I told him to stop.
And he got all snotty and was like, "If you really cared, you'd stop me."
So I picked up the spray bottle we use when my cat gets on the table and started spraying him in the face with it.
Guess who has the Apple Jacks now?
Hint: It's me.
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My brother is in the room while I'm watching Teen Wolf.
He watched the scene with Allison in the rest stop and just went, "Jesus, someone get this girl a daytime emmy."
And I cracked up.
✝{₪}✝ accepting M!A's.
In which my brother tries to get me to watch a movie.
Zach: But it's historical! You love history!
Me: Ugh, I know, but this is the third German-centered war movie this week!
Zach: Look at how neat the cinematography is!
Me: Bro, I got happenings to attend to.
Zach: [sigh] Tom Hiddleston is in it.
Me: LINK ME, BITCH.
It's also worth noting that my alarm was set to Heat of the Moment this morning.
I blearily sat up for a moment, and my brother was in the hall outside my door, getting ready for school. He looked at me, heard the alarm, and went, "Rise and shine, Nattie!" And then I rolled over and went back to bed.
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Tell your much-cooler-than-you friends that I said hello.
You're such a hurtful slut.
Random Anecdote: Punching Bag.
My family used to have a punching bag.
It was my favorite way to work out when I lived at home.
Mostly because every time I put my gloves on, my brother would sneak into the work-out room and play "Gotta Fly Now" on the stereo.
And then he'd shout Burgess Meredith lines at me while I hit the bag.
To this date, I have never encountered a method of motivation that works as well for me.
