I'm wearing a souvenir baseball cap, a souvenir yellow t-shirt, i am a real life dad

Oh I love the little things my mom does to body shame me

Okay so last night I was at a house warming party of a family friend and his attractive nephew and I was introduced to him and was initially attracted to him until I realized he was a huge fuckboy. So later in the night was there and so he was with us in this big group of teens and he kept sitting by me and trying to show off (I was looking particularly fly last night) dispite the fact we all just kinda kept shutting him down. And long story short I was laying down on a particuarily long bean bag and he didn't have anywhere to sit so I sat up and let him sit down next to me and within 5 minutes he was like tryna put his arm around me so my lovely friend helped me escape, bless her. and I'm blabbering but there is a point to this I promise. Okay so long story short even though I knew I would never pursue him because I don't plan on dating any non-feminists but I kinda went along with it all night because it was really nice to feel attractable for once esp. Because I'm getting over someone rn and just fun stuff but yea that's me story have a nice day.