Feb 18, 2019
Date: You're not like most girls
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to leave right now immediately
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Date: You're not like most girls
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to leave right now immediately
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I work at olive garden
and my only regret in life is that I got this job almost two years too late to take advantage of the breadstick meme
on a date
me: *has great conversation about phantom of the opera with date*
me: so how do you feel about Love Never Dies?
date: oh I adore it, it's amazing, so much better than the first
me: WHAT *takes basket of breadsticks and holds to chest*
date: especially with Raoul's character change, he deserved it, that jerk
me: I haVE TO Go *slaps date with breadstick*
on a date
me: so do you like Phantom of the Opera...?
date: YES
ME:*taking breadsticks outs of purse* OMGTELLMEMORE
Date: phantom is the best love triangle ever and it was great except I wish Christine didn't leave with that loser Raoul what does she even see in him...
Me: *fantically stuffs breadsticks in purse* I'm sorry bUT I HAVE TO GO
I'm sitting at Olive Garden right now and the waitress said that they were going through more breadsticks then normal... Obviously the dates aren't going that well
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The tables have turned
*awkward silence*
Me: have you seen that breadstick thing?
Date: ye, don't you think that it's a bit over the top ?
Me: *reaches out for breadsticks*
Date: hoe don't do it
Me: ...
Date: ...
Me on a date: so how do you feel about breadsticks?
Date: Um yeah... about that...
Me: *shoving breadsticks into purse* i gotta go this isnt gonna work
Date: no wait what i was trying to say is.. *takes off shirt* I am a breadstick.
Me: *Puts breadsticks back* Oh. *sits back
down* tell me more;)
me on a date
me: so, do you like memes? date: what are those? me: oh i get it, like WHAT ARE THOOOOSE! date: no, seriously, what are those? me: *shoving rare pepes in my purse* i have to leave right now immediately. i am not even sorry.