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*Steals wallet while your distracted and leaves her there for you*
GGGGHDHHGGHSGSGHHHGSGHHHGSGGHGGGGGGHGGG *frothing at the mouth*
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Still wish I could kiss King Shark 😩
sorry for late reply
Idrk which version you're talking about for King Shark but yaknow what? Big respect to you for this. I myself am not attracted to him but I see the appeal.
Am I allowed to suggest fandoms?
Absolutely! My energy to do anything revolving writing fluctuates wildly -- as well as even typing this out, sorry -- but I am more than happy to expand interests.
Beel can get his own box of tequeños! 😤 I would share ANY other food happily but not those!
Anyways here's the helium headcannons I promised. I have also sent this ask to beels-burger-babe a few months ago so if you've seen a version of this already, that's why.
Helium.
I want the boys to get 1st hand exposure, to helium voices. Also I feel like helium would last longer in the devildom
Lucifer would find it ridiculous and wouldn't participate. Would find it amusing when some of his brothers have squeaky voices later on. Is indifferent to Satan and Belphie's attempts. Probably confiscates the helium balloons if they become too obnoxious. Would get a headache from Diavolo.
Mammon wouldn't understand what it was gonna do to his voice and thought the balloon cursed him. "MC! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY VOICE!?"
He later would find some way to profit off of it. Maybe get some videos of his brothers on Helium and sell it.
Levi will know and would only indulge in private just to know what it does to his voice. Later one balloon is missing. Mc goes searching for it. Levi is found in his Ruri-chan cosplay mid-inhale of hellum. Culprit found.
Satan would find it ridiculous but would try it at least once. He would also try to find ways to annoy Lucifer with it/get Lucifer to inhale it. Might steal a balloon for later experimentation. When he's alone, he tries meowing with helium to see what it'd sound like.
Asmo would find it funny but would be too concerned about what it might do to his skin or voice to try it more than once. "Hun, that can't be good for your voice!?
Actually scratch that, he'd experiment singing with helium. This would happen, https://youtu.be/T-vTvFrS2s8h.
He wouldn't be a fan of doing it often but he doesn't mind it occasionally for fun. Has many MANY videos of him and his brothers.
Beel "what's that MC? Sure I'll try Helium" **EATS THE BALLON**. It was very amusing to everyone when they heard Beel's high pitch voice. Beel didn't quite understand what happened to his voice.
Belphie wouldn't care for it. Would only do it to placate MC so they'll let him go back to sleep. when he falls back asleep, if he snores, you can hear the helium. Would assist Satan in attempts to get Lucifer on Helium.
Diavolo would find it delightful! Wouldn't understand it. "Barbatos do you hear how high pitched my voice is!?" "Yes, young master". Would also try to get Lucifer to try Helium. **Would have Barbates buy several tanks of hellum, despite the butler's better judgement**. If there's ever helium balloons at a party he's at, he will not so subtly steal one so he can later talk high pitched for his own amusement.
Barbatos find it amusing to watch others react to the gas. But there is no way anyone besides maybe Diavolo can get him to speak with helium. Should've known Diavolo would order many tanks of the gas. Regrets letting Diavolo be introduced to helium.
One of the parties that Diavolo hosts had helium balloons. Some of the little D's took some for their own fun after the party. Barbatos had to keep most of them away from Diavolo or confiscate them from Diavolo's room. He gave some of the confiscated balloons to the little D's.
Soloman is all on board, he's done it before and he'll gladly do it again! He will sing with Asmo. And try to get the reactions of everyone he can. Would talk like there is nothing wrong with his voice. Tries to get Barbatos to try Helium. Barbatos does but remains quiet until it wears off. Soloman harasses Luke with his voice. Tried putting helium in his 'food'. He made a spell that makes your voice high pitched and that led to chaos.
Simeon finds it amusing to see the others speaking with helium. Acts like nothing's happening, like Solomon would continue to talk with the squeaky voice like it's normal. May include this for a filler chapter in one of his books.
Chihuahua. Is what everyone already calls Luke, now it's just even more frequent for him to be called Chihuahua, Refuses to touch helium any more than he already has but the damage has been done. He sounded so squeaky. Soloman got a recording of it much to Luke's horror. The only thing keeping it off Devil-gram is Simeon's threats.
MC: high pitched baa-ing
Sorry, sickness kept me forgetting ya sent this. I loved this, and I still do. However, I see Squeaky-Luke and I raise you Luke-But-He- Surpasses-The-Sound-Barrier because I already find Luke's voice to be grating to listen to due to how high it is already. I want Luke's voice on helium to be so high everyone can *maybe* get a vowel or two in understanding from him before just telling him outright that they can't really hear what he's saying. He's too high.
(Like, I love Luke, but goddamn...he has such a high voice...)
Everyone I can totally see and agree with yet now I want to focus on Lucifer. He's pride, yes, and he would rather go to heaven and go through the War again before having his brothers hear him on helium. However, he's not a total buzzkill, as hard to believe as that is. I like to imagine that would try the helium, just in private, such as his room or office for more privacy. No one can be entirely allergic to fun.
This is dumb. You may find this amusing. I had this thought- yes this is based off of experience.
So MC always ends up sharing their snacks with the brothers and Beel. They're fine with that. It's all good. But there's one box of this particular snack that they're stingy about for absolutely no reason at all. (Me and tequeños)
So when Beel asks if he can have any of it they just start silently glowering and pouting at the oven as the tequeños cook. Once they're done, MC RELUCTANTLY gives Beel like 1 or 2 out of the 12 that were in the box, before they take the 10 that are left and scurries off to eat them alone, and glares at anyone who approaches while snacking on them.
They will glare at anyone who asks if they can have some. Rarely do they let them have any. Unless it's Beel. Cause it's Beel.
For context:
These are delicious and I refuse to share these.
They look tasty but I never had one, so I'm taking this is as an advanced mozzarella stick. That aside and very off-topic, but with your experience in mind I like to imagine that Beel has a slightly skewed version of what sharing is in terms of food. He gets it when Belphie does it because it's expected; Belphie's the younger twin (based off ranking) so he needs to eat - Beel can't just be taking food that might make his twin just a little stronger. No, no...no that wouldn't do at all. I feel like this 'sharing' thing differs between his brothers and someone like you, someone he cares very deeply about.
He gets that everyone needs to eat. He's Gluttony, eating is his literal lifeline to sanity. Rather than act like a heinous crime was committed, Beel probably looks like a kicked puppy, and if you squint hard enough at a distance, he can be mistaken as one. What do you mean he only gets two at max? What happened to always sharing half, huh? Unless a good answer in his eyes is given, I presume he'd keep pushing until you eat them all or he just, gives up and raids the kitchen again.
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Harley: Are you still in love with the idiot?
Y/N: Yeah!
Harley: FUCK
Y/N: And stop calling Bane an idiot, that's just rude!
Harley: I can't belive you'd settle for that guy
Y/N: It's not settling if I love him 🥰
Choice A: choose the moral highground and let the insult against the love of your life slide
Choice B: go lower than that and bring up receits about how your leader and bestie's ex is a clown that looks as pasty as paper
Dr Psycho: Oh- OH GROSS! Stop thinking about that! That's disgusting!
Y/N: Stop reading my mind!
King Shark: ...I get the feeling I'll know what you're thinking of by the end of the day
How to defeat a psychic: Be horny. Want that shark man. Want him
Meanwhile Harley and Ivy just wonder if they can hook their friend up with a regural guy at all... the answer is no lmao 😭
The answer isn't a 'no', the answer is a 'never'. See the thing is is that Dr. Pyscho seems to be like lowkey constantly horny whenever the situation rises: examples being when he went with Ivy to his ex-wife's house and reconciles with his son (not the greatest, but I'm including it anyway) or when he offered money to a Giant Ivy for her to put him in her pocket. He's more of a consistent, lowkey type of thing, so in order to genuinely get him to a level such as the one you loving described, it would legit need to be so out of logic and/or reasoning even to his standards. Forget Ivy and Harley - he's the one that's actively questioning their sanity of Reader's love-life choices more than anyone else on the team. Ironic as well, given his preferences.
Did I ever send you a shitpost idea I had about the Obey Me boys and helium? I'm not saying I have, I genuinely have no idea, I don't think I did.
If I have not and you are interested let me know I will send you all the crack headcannons
Honestly if you did, it's probably one if the "asks" that Tumblr says I have whenever my inbox is clear. By all means, please send them in; not only am I interested and intrigued, but I am also now imagining some stupid typical party situation gone wrong where like 4 people find it funny, one is planning a visceral murder and everyone else is either a mix of "💃🕺💃🕺" or "lmao shits crazy huh". It's up to interpretation for anyone to guess who's who here.
