Me: *wants to eat bread, doesn’t know if there is a plan for the bread tonight, and also doesn’t want to ask*
Mommy: *is within ear shot*
Me: *noisily gets bread out. then crinkles the wrapper even more while putting it away*
Mommy: No, there’s no plan, just eat the dang bread.
Me: *is relieved* Thank you Supreme Ruler for your generosity.
Mommy: why are you like this












