#braxiations

apparently everyone else in the whole world is playing a version of deltarune where the only characters are tenna, spamton, the 3 mikes, and friend

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just ambivalent to see me

that was not a grindr notification you heard . that was a heavenly flute . its okay that you didnt recognize it . that just means you are wicked .

smoking is bad for you because cigarette (reasonably) thinks you’re her lover . then you discard her . god recognizes this injustice and makes your lungs gray