NikoBran & JerLan - âCan I have your son for the rest of my life?â
Brandon was having an exceptional day, one of those rare stretches of uninterrupted peace and focus. His latest canvas, an impressionist vision of Nikolai with that usual mix of shadowed wild charm, was coming together perfectly. He smiled to himself, dabbing a bit more paint to capture the angle of Nikolaiâs jaw, a touch of light for the smirk that, to him, was pure art. His muse. His Heathen Peasant. Really, if he were to be honest, Nikolai was as good as a prince himselfâbut it was fun, calling him his Peasant. After all, didnât Niko call him his Prince Charming?
Lost in his work, he barely noticed the sound of footsteps until the door slammed open behind him. He turned just as his twin, Landon, stormed in, his phone clutched in his hand, looking like he was about to deliver some dire news. Brandon raised a brow, unfazed, and continued to blend colors on his palette. What now?
âHave you seen Jeremy and Nikolaiâs story?â Landon asked, his voice sharp with barely-contained annoyance.
Brandon shook his head, shrugging as he wiped his hands off. âNot yet. Whatâs so urgent?â he asked casually, though he snatched the phone from Landon with practiced ease.
The screen lit up with an image of Jeremy and Nikolai mid-soccer game, both flexing their arms with ridiculous grins, muscles on full display, jerseys clinging from the sweat. It was practically designed to be a thirst trap, and Brandon felt his eye twitch at the sight of them looking like they were on the cover of a sports magazine. Soccer? His mind reeled for a second as he thought aloud, âWhy soccer of all things?â
He barely had a moment to process before Eli sauntered in, phone in hand, looking far too amused. âAh, so you saw it too?â he said with a chuckle, nodding towards the story as Brandon continued staring, his annoyance only growing. âGuess I should explain. Last time I visited Killian, Jeremy and Nikolai were tagging along, as usual. I might have mentioned that Uncle Levi, was a bit of a soccer star in his prime. Thought it would be funny if they used that fact to âcharmâ the future in-law,â Eli grinned, shrugging. âDidnât think theyâd actually take it this far.â
Landon crossed his arms, shaking his head. âYouâre telling me that you planted this insane idea in their heads, and they just ran with it?â
Eliâs grin only widened as he shrugged. âWhat can I say? They seemed⌠interested. They said they wanted to get Uncle Leviâs approval.â
Brandon groaned, rubbing his temples, but he couldnât help the smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. âOf course, of course, theyâre using my dadâs ancient soccer past as an excuse to post thirst traps. This is practically bait. As if Dad would be okay with anyone dating us..Dad thinks we are still kids.,â he muttered, exasperated but amused.
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Ilya grumbled under his breath, feeling like heâd been assigned to the most ridiculous mission of his life. He was a hardened mafia guard, for heaven's sake, not some influencerâs cameraman! Yet here he was, jogging across a grassy field with his phone clutched tightly, running after two self-obsessed troublemakers as they posed and flexed in front of the camera. It was like watching a pair of overgrown children, except that these overgrown children were supposed to be the âfearsomeâ leaders of their respective places in Bartva.
Jeremy struck another dramatic pose, arms flexed, grinning with a perfect smile. Meanwhile, Nikolai kicked an imaginary ball, trying to make the whole thing look at least a little authentic. âIlya, angle it from lower!â Nikolai barked, pointing downwards with an exaggerated motion. âYouâre making us look short!â
Ilya rolled his eyes, adjusting the phone reluctantly. Making them look short? He thought to himself.âhow much lower did they need him to go?
Jeremy and Nikolai reviewed the picture and immediately groaned in unison. âUgh, no. We look ridiculous. Try it again!â Jeremy declared, putting his hands on his hips. âWe need to look like the type of future sons-in-law who could make a retired soccer player proud. What would Levi think of that one?â
Ilya sighed heavily, rolling his eyes. âLook, I can tell you what heâd think,â he muttered. âHeâd think youâre both insane.â
But the two werenât paying him any attention. Jeremy was too busy readjusting his hair, slicking back some stray strands that had come loose. Meanwhile, Nikolai tried a new pose, hands on his knees like heâd just scored a game-winning goal.
âCome on, Ilya! Capture the spirit, the intensity! Make it look like weâre professionals,â Jeremy insisted, gesturing with that trademark confidence of his that could either make a person feel like a million dollars or make them want to throttle him.
âProfessional what?â Ilya muttered under his breath. âProfessional pains in myââ
âDid you say something?â Nikolai asked, eyebrows raised.
âNothing,â Ilya grumbled louder this time, raising the phone again. âJust hoping no one comes by to see this madness.â
The two posed dramatically, arms slung over each otherâs shoulders, staring off into the distance as though contemplating their destiny. They were fully committed, completely unfazed by how utterly absurd they looked.
After a dozen more failed shots and several changes in angle, they finally settled on one they deemed acceptable. Ilya breathed a sigh of relief, ready to reclaim his dignity as a serious bodyguardâbut, of course, his relief was short-lived.
âAlright, now off to the art studio,â Nikolai announced with a grin, completely unaware of the suffering he was causing. âIf weâre gonna win over Brandon and Landonâs mom, we need her to know weâre more than just pretty faces and sports studs.â He winked at Jeremy, who smirked back.
Ilya groaned as the two trotted off toward the mansionâs art studio like it was some grand adventure. He trailed behind, reluctant but helpless, resigned to the fate that being their bodyguardâand, apparently, their personal photographerâwas his life now.
When they got to the studio, Jeremy immediately went to the paint supplies and smeared a few colors on a palette. Nikolai changed to a spare hoodie like he was prepping for the biggest art show of his life, eyeing himself in the mirror and adjusting his hair.
âWhat are you doing?â Ilya finally asked, unable to hold back any longer. âThis is getting embarrassing. No oneâs going to take you seriously if word about this gets out, you know.â
Nikolai laughed, as if that was the most absurd thing heâd ever heard. âNo one will know, Ilya. Thatâs the point of having a loyal, trustworthy guard.â He winked, entirely too cheeky for someone who had just spent the last hour meticulously arranging his poses for Instagram stories.
Jeremy was even worse. He dipped a brush into a bucket of dark red paint, flicking it around on the canvas with the dramatic flair of a true artist, clearly enjoying himself far too much. âJust a few more shots, Ilya,â he said, grinning as he smeared paint on his cheek with his thumb. âMake sure I look soulful, you know, like Iâve got depth.â
Depth? Ilya couldnât help but wonder what depths these two had beyond the ridiculousness heâd been forced to endure all afternoon. Still, he raised the phone and clicked another photo, this time capturing Jeremy looking âdeep and thoughtfulâ with his paint-smeared face and Nikolai gazing intensely at his âmasterpieceâ on the canvas.
The two reviewed the photo, nodding approvingly, clearly impressed with their own efforts. âOh, this one is perfect,â Nikolai said with a proud smile, patting Ilya on the back as if he were some award-winning photographer.
Ilya muttered under his breath, casting a wary glance toward the studio entrance, just in case anyone came in. The last thing he needed was for someone else in the mafia to see him in this compromising position, photographing Jeremy and Nikolai pretending to be artists. Heâd never hear the end of it.
Ilya clicked off the shot, shaking his head in disbelief. âThis⌠this is a new low,â he said, but Nikolai just laughed, wrapping an arm around Jeremyâs shoulder as they reviewed the clip, fully satisfied.
âWell, weâre off to charm the in-laws,â Jeremy said with a grin, giving Ilya a thumbs up. âThanks for all the hard work today, Ilya. Youâre a real gem.â
Ilya groaned, fully intending to take the next two days off to recover from the utter humiliation of being their camera-wielding sidekick.
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Levi sat at his desk, his phone in hand, scrolling through the barrage of photos and videos sent by those two hooligans, Jeremy and Nikolai. Each shot was more ridiculous than the lastâimages of Jeremy flexing and grinning like a wolf, Nikolai attempting to look âsoulfulâ while smearing paint on a canvas, and, of course, the final pièce de rĂŠsistance: a slow-motion video of them âplayingâ soccer, all dramatic lighting and ridiculous poses.
He shook his head, muttering under his breath. âWhat am I looking at? Did they⌠did they even kick the ball once?â He squinted at one of the pictures, which featured Jeremy with his arm around Nikolai, both gazing dramatically into the distance .
âWho do they think theyâre fooling?â Levi mumbled to himself, rolling his eyes. âThey probably donât know the first thing about soccer. Theyâre just trying to butter me up.â He rubbed a hand over his face, sighing as he came to grips with the fact that these two were very likely going to be his sons-in-law.
Astrid breezed by, catching a glimpse of the photos over his shoulder. She laughed, taking the phone from him to get a closer look. âOh, thatâs adorable! Look how hard theyâre trying,â she said, scrolling to the picture where Jeremy was staring off into the horizon with paint smudged on his cheek. âTheyâre doing this to impress you, you know.â
âImpress me?â Levi huffed. âBy making themselves look like fools? If they wanted to impress me, theyâd stay out of trouble and keep their little mafia nonsense to themselves. But no, my sons have to fall for the most dangerous mafia boys.â
Astrid raised an eyebrow. âYouâre just mad because theyâre flaunting how much they adore our sons.â
Levi grumbled as she handed him back the phone. âIâm mad because they think thisâll win me over. Look at themâposing like a couple of overgrown schoolboys!.â
Astrid shook her head with a smile. âOh, Levi. Theyâre in love. And those two hooligans will do whatever it takes to show you theyâre serious about Brandon and Landon.â
Levi scrolled âWhat do Brandon and Landon even see in these idiots?â he muttered, though there was a hint of a smile pulling at his mouth.
Astrid smiled, amused. âOh, you know exactly what they see. What I saw in you. Love. Protection and a bit of madness .â
playing pretend rather than have a serious conversation with me.â
Astrid shook her head, still smiling, as she went to pour herself a cup of tea. Levi watched her for a moment, then turned his attention back to his phone, smirking despite himself at the ridiculousness of the whole thing.
Levi let out a sigh of grudging acceptance. âWell, I suppose I could be stuck with worse. At least theyâre entertaining.â He gave one last look at the ridiculous soccer photo, muttering with a half-smile, âBut theyâd better be ready to prove themselves, because winning over this father-in-law will take a hell of a lot more than paint and muscle flexing.â
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