#brancy

so i actually really like nancy/elliot, but honestly not anything beyond some sexy times in his office. the fact that there isn’t an nc-17 fic written for them where they have sex because elliot doesn’t want to focus on work and maybe he even paints her naked body is a crime. the phrase “nancy, you’re a procrastinator’s dream!” really speaks for itself here. there’s something charged and inexplicably electric between them and so out of the three you listed, this one is my fave and one that i might actually write in the future. play hau again and try and tell me that elliot isn’t flirting his little butt off (probably to divert suspicion off himself but still)!

with nancy/brady, brady clearly has a crush on nancy (”what are you doing talking to that falcone jerk?” jfc reel the jealousy in brady) but i wouldn’t ship this monstrosity in a hundred years because brady is such a sleazeball. if you’re looking for someone to wax poetic about this ship you’ve unfortunately come to the wrong place.