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“I haven’t slept all night, I’m vibrating slightly but constantly, and I’m pretty sure I just tasted god. How are you doing?”
:33 < constantly listening to karkat yell about something that doesn’t need to be yelled about . everyone else is rolling their eyes or silently screeching because its almost daylight and we should sl33p but he won’t let us sl33p .
:33 < so , i guess ABOUT THE SAME AS YOU !!
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‘ Listen the fuck here you malformed horse testicle, let me fucking tell you something. I have SEEN your bulge, and that weeping worm doesn’t fucking sparkle. I would be fucking HONORED to eat a glittery bulge any day, but I guess you’ll do. Second, I must need some gander bulb magnifiers, because I can’t see who the fuck you think you’re talking to.’
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ᚐᚚᚌ ⊰ Silence.
The entire building was completely devoid of sound, action, or any kind of fun. Vriska was staying the weekend there as she searched for a place to stay for good on this gogforsaken planet, and she somehow ended up in the same room as Dave Fucking Strider.
ᚐᚚᚌ⊰♏⊱ᚒ “...So, seeing that this silence is drilling into my thinkpan with the intensity of an angry musclebeast...”
“Wanna go toilet paper the neighbor’s house?”
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❝ we don’t get a lotta humans here on ooo --- did you come from the islands ? ‘cuz that would be SO awesome ! ! ! if you want i could show you around --- slammacow out first actual tourist ! ❞ don’t mind him , fanboying just a little .
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Sights set on a feast; grazing cattle out to their pasture, RIPE for picking. Great wings kick up dust devils with every motion, lips pulling BACK into a ferocious snarl, bearing teeth sharper than any man-made blade. Terrified groans from herd echo as they flee, only to have Suont soon in pursuit. Amidst bovines sits a single biped; a human. Stationary in air, his sounds low in throat, foreboding; leave my feast now, or perish!
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‘ ...I told you. I’m not interested in what you’re selling. ’
These days, those soliciting grew more persistent. He can feel his ears grow red, his cheeks aflame with that same crimson, freckles dotting skin like constellations. Those who intruded on his work so seldom left without a firm scolding, but this one did little more than ramble--more to himself than Thomas, he had assumed-- and waste time.
‘ Get off of my doorstep... Commissions are closed...’
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‘You know, it’s rude to goof inside your girlfriend, Dave. Don’t just up and shoot your goo just anywhere dude.’
❛ you’re a friend of karkat’s , yes ? ❜ GENTLE DOES HE SOUND , SO CERTAIN ! but o’ , how could he know , be sure of the life ‘nother would live -- what makes him so painfully aware ? ( * IT IS SOMETHING BORROWED . ) he would near slowly , slowly ! stopping just feet ‘fore other , palm held out : greeting .
❛ it's nice to finally meet you . ❜
&. ╱ BRANBLESSED .
